Sam Free

Sam: “number 2 horse is such a slagger”
The Horse:

Sam Free said “This guy is such a slagger”

by YungPedroThrNegroe August 10, 2019

free-food fiasco

Da frequent sabotaging of one's attempts to "eat wholesome" or stay on a strict low-cal/carb diet to lose weight and/or otherwise improve his health by purchasing only "basic" and "natural" groceries; said messing-up occurs when either you get jovially invited to "consume mass quantities" by your Coneheads-appetited buddies at a party or backyard barbecue, or you unexpectedly come across some leftover/discarded food that is still safe/edible... hey, for this latter example, you absolutely HAVE to eat it, right? We can't be wasting food, now, can we, especially when there are children starving all over the world; it saves on your grocery-bill, as well. And besides, salvaged food --- by the virtue of your conscientiously not letting it go to waste --- isn't fattening, anyway; only food that either you're served or you actually go and PURCHASE adds on da pounds... everybody knows THAT!

Two classic examples of a free-food fiasco are (1) where Hagar goes out on his porch and finds a huge cornucopia of tasty rich treats labeled, "For Hagar"; he sadly remarks, "This always happens whenever I go on a diet!", and (2) where the irritable and acutely-nicotine-dependent Dr. Becker is trying to give up da cancer-sticks, but then finds several unopened boxes of them in a dumpster behind his workplace.

by QuacksO August 12, 2019

Free!

A anime that has HOOOOOTTT boys swimming. It's fucked up.

A: Hey, did you watch the new movie from 'Free!'?
B: Of course. Did you look at Haru? He's sooooo cute

A: Hell no, Makoto is better.

by NoobGamer0398 September 2, 2019

FREE BOLE

THE BOLEMAN HOUSE has been locked up and in a pen for an unknown cause but this term is used to show awareness for the locking of THE BOLEMAN

Ayy yo hear what happens to bole. Yeah, that’s tuff FREE BOLE

by Anonymous unknown person September 7, 2019

free score

obtaining goods from the local convenient store, without paying,

Hey bro, I just free scored two beers from that liquor store, lets drink up

by bluebrotha September 8, 2019

free jouk

a slang used to provoke the freeing of the entity called jouk

person 1: i want jouk back

person 2: free jouk !

by eenguyophetinternet555 October 4, 2019

yankee dinger pee free family

a yankee dinger pee free family is a family of special friends who like to make interesting sounds like (OOOWWWWLLLL,slurp,coo,coof,and more) we all have fun nick names for eachother and talk ab the most random things we have our own language called chunks and we love eachother dearly a very smelly group who also have a movie, snapchat, insta and more we eat eachother if u live in ny be aware we’re a wild bunch of special people who r crazy there is 11 of us stinkys

1.)oh that yankee dinger pee free family is always making loud scary sounds i don’t know if i should call the police it concerns me

2.) the yankee dinger pee free family talk about concerning and disturbing things i’m scared

3.) hey stinky girls

by yankee dinger pee free family May 17, 2018