Dead Guy Car

A collectible car of such high status and limited availability that it doesn’t change hands without somebody dying.
Jerry Seinfeld describes the ’73 Porsche Carrera RS as a dead guy car. Seinfeld says about the RS, “this car doesn’t change hands without somebody dying.” Jerry bought it from a dead guy and he’ll be dead before he let’s it go to the next owner.
by Wrangler of Skanks March 01, 2023
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MY DEAD DOG !

an expression of DOUBT! like saying: are you shitting me ?

there WAS a period where i had to stop saying this because several people i know just had a dog die!
APOLOGIES! to those finding THEMSELVES currently THERE!

it IS an "arty" slogan, and if you don't feel SOMETHING (good OR BAD !) it ISN'T ART !! still, a possibility of inappropriateness DOES exist !
trump: green is PURPLE ! -crazy uncle bwob: MY DEAD DOG !

let's have sixteen more beers!! college 'boy': MY DEAD DOG !

i lorraine "ground the poison out of me" last night! guy: MY DEAD DOG !
by michael foolsley March 30, 2022
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Dead man joint

A joint owned or rolled by a deceased person
Soon larry left us, let us share his dead man joint in his memory
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Low Key Dead

The stage in between drunk and blacked out. Also may be used to refer to waking up hungover/slightly drunk.
After Alli finished the game of flip cup she said aloud "I'm low key dead...".
by Chadder May 09, 2017
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Dead end dick

Dick with no future, no relationship, no marriage, sometimes not even climax.
I had fun with Chris but there was no future it was just dead end dick..
by Darkraven86 April 05, 2020
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dead-james-potter

best user on tumblr by far and the number 1 creator of james jokes we love loony loony is amazing literally funny as hell they're posts make my day and I love them a lot slayyy they're so cool
dead-james-potter the ceo of making dead james jokes
by darkhumourlol April 06, 2022
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On yo dead grandma

A term used in a aggressive manner to display your passion in the truth of what you are saying or doing. It is a very escalated version of on my grandma. Not only is it on a grandma, it is yours...and she's dead. (currently or predestined)
dinkle: BRO I GOTTA FINISH THIS PAPER!
Jefferson: On yo dead grandma you not doing that shit.

dinkle: *cries* you right.
by KevOnGod May 04, 2021
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