Chinese Straw Bending

(N.) A competition friends do. They all get erections from looking at pornography then compete to see who can bend their penis the most.

“Any of you guys for a round of Chinese straw bending?”

by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018

artic straw

Artic straw is when she's sucking your dick and at the same time applying ice on your balls

Yeah we're into some kinky weird shit. Last night it was the artic straw. My cock will never be the same

by Bills rv service August 3, 2019

fruit straw

it literally has no god damn meaning jodie

eden: fruit straw
jodie: haha another phrase that is of course meaningless

by the fruit straw boy September 21, 2019

Southern Straw

A male sexual appendage, usually in the southern region.

“Hey, Sandy. Have you sipped on that southern straw yet?”

“No, but I will when he comes over tonight.”

by WhiteClaw4eva September 21, 2019

National straw day

October 29 is the day where people are allowed to use straws without getting shit on by turtle lovers.

today is national straw day! I love straws!

by Stanley tastlman October 18, 2019

honey straw

Glass or metal rig usually shaped like a straw used to take dabs.

I just got a new honey straw let's go smoke some dabs!

by Stonerjew December 23, 2019

long straw

Opposite of "short straw" in the commonly known phrase

I drew the long straw and didn't need to clean the toilet today

by genius_monkey December 31, 2019