daddy shower

An event in which a father-to-be as a bachelor party like event before the bundle of joy arrives
We are throwing mike a daddy shower, headed to a strip club, throwing back beers.... cuz you know we wont be able to do that once jr gets here
by zyxwvuts8765 April 06, 2014
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Escort shower

Closely related to the hooker shower, except one step classier. It's when a girl discretely cleans herself using baby wipes
Girl: I feel dirty, I haven't showered today. I'll just go to the back of my car and take an escort shower
by nasheedb January 31, 2021
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Dolphin shower

When you shave your entire body in the shower
Jenna is so smooth because she took a dolphin shower
by dicks9000 September 11, 2018
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shower for an hour

this is completely necessary when you come home way too high and you need to quickly sober up. a shower is the best way to get parent ready. eyes red still? say you got shampoo in them. truly genius and is garunteed to work. bonus: it’s a known fact that a high shower is the best shower.
friend one: bro i smoked too much bro
friend two: take a shower for an hour you’ll be golden
by fuckalight March 02, 2019
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Based Shower

When you get just your hair wet in the shower and then spray some of Justin’s cologne on you and hit the road.
Yo bros we ready for McCoy’s? I just took a based shower.
by San Jamar August 07, 2022
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Based Shower

The act of only getting your hair wet in the shower, spraying some of Justin’s cologne and then hitting the bars.
Yo bros I just took a based shower, we ready to go to McCoy’s?
by San Jamar August 07, 2022
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Alabama baby shower

The act of ejaculating on a closely related family member
My cousin was giving me the coke fuck me look last night, so I took her home and gave her the ol Alabama baby shower
by Dankone January 20, 2024
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