Poop Vapor

a misty substance that comes out when you fart. smells very MOIST.

person 1: look there's that guy i hate.
person 2: snipe him with your poop vapor.

by PoopPantsNoDaiper February 24, 2020

poop snout

person who sucks up to the extreme of having shit up their sinuses. (brown noser, kiss ass)

Jim is such a poop snout that our boss is clueless about his inability to perform his job function.

by shannannannan September 11, 2003

Picture Pooping

The act of forcing out a poop only to take an image of it and text it to an unexpecting friend or associate.

Person 1: You gotta stop picture pooping man...

Person 2: The picture poop I sent you today caught you off guard, admit it!

Person 1: Fuck man! That shit was orange and had specs of nuts and corn in it!

by OranageHasu December 4, 2012

poop air

A particularly euphemistic, uptight term for a fart, often used when discussing passing of gas around children.

After my three year old said she ripped a big one, I politely informed her that the proper term for such an action as "poop air"

by CheeseCutterVT January 26, 2012

Poop Unicorn

An evil unicorn made in the ass end of hell, come to invade the pastures of Unicorns and spread its evil poopness

(Adjective)- Poop Unicorn- a person that is differnt than everyone else, is outside the norm, and may be considered evil

"You know tom you are so mean, you are a freekin poop unicorn"

by The Unicorn Specialist March 6, 2012

Poop Labeling

Poop Labeling: (poo-p-lay-ba-ling):adjective

An action that describes when a person is pooping and begins to read labels on various bottles nearby out of boredom. Can consist of perfumes, lotions, shampoos and conditioners.

Today I walked in on Mr. Young poop labeling my bottle of perfume by Victoria's Secret

by youngify March 19, 2011

Fern Poop

Pure awesomeness, everything great in the world.
Kind heart, strong minded. Not selfish and very caring.

loving and funny.

everyone loves him/her.

Very very attractive and everyone would love to go out with him/her.

Someone who loves adventures, laughs all the time and loves to help people, doesn't matter how much he's/she's hurting.

You're such a fern poop, I love it.

You should be more like fern poop.

I'm gonna fern poop it so people will love me.

by Totoro1206 August 1, 2011