testimony payments

Regularly-doled-out amounts of cash paid to someone as reimbursement for his "cooperative" court-related actions, either for his providing false/exaggerated trial-statements to make the cases run in favor of the "benefactor", or as "hush money" to KEEP the person FROM testifying AGAINST his "benefactor".

A couple months ago I was a witness to a shoplifting where the police were called, so I secretly spoke with the thieves and offered to keep quiet about what I'd seen if they would each slip me fifty bucks a month for the next three years. They willingly agreed, but as of now I have yet to receive one red cent of my promised testimony payments.

by QuacksO December 25, 2018

Jack Payne

What a legend . Also loves otters

Yeh you know jack Payne? He’s a legend

by Mara x Herron January 9, 2019

Ay Payiche

The non vulgar way of saying oh shit

If someone were to stub their toe they would say ay payiche

by EpicBeansTown June 16, 2019

Jason Paylor

A flaming dickhead.

"Hey, did you hear about that Jason guy?"
"Yeah, I heard he used his dick to set a building on fire."
"Typical. That's so Jason Paylor."

by Sour P.J June 30, 2019

alexis payne

The most beautiful and brilliant woman on the world yes she may be short but she is strong and packs a punch she is so beautiful that it knocks the breath out of you

Alexis Payne is beautiful

by 165304 September 18, 2019

Burned Payback

In short: burned payback is an attempt to inflict damage / pain / embarrassment on somebody that is done in such a way that allows the target to simply use said attempt to further his / her goals without the perp immediately realizing

Me: Dude, that chick I was banging a while back tried to zing me with dumbass scenarios time and time again while being an easy lay and thought it got to me. All I thought was: I did it all for the nookie, what? The nookie! What? So you can eat that cookie! 😋 can you say burned payback?
Dude: Dayum, that’s some messed up burned payback dawg! Dat bitch dumb - can you pass her over when yu done?

by SackmaBooolz December 4, 2019

Tyler payne

Has a huge heart and cares so much about other people that are close to them. Extremely loyal and will do anything for the ones they love even if it means sacrificing something for them. Has a thing for winning, will dominate is almost anything especially video games. Has lots of friends and is extremely social person. Will only fuck with someone if they fuck with the people they love. Loves to eat but only when they get to smoke doobies with close friends or family. Overall is an amazing person and anybody lucky enough to have a Tyler Payne is blessed.

Person 1:Oh shit do you know Tyler payne?

Person 2: Yea he’s the best guy around!

by Noname👌🏻 February 5, 2020