Smokee

When you have a smoke/dart and a coffee. (After effects may including constant shitting of pants after 3 minutes of first dose.

Doggan had a smokee and shitty his pantsies

by Bishkomoff August 27, 2021

Smoke a Jacob

In parody to smoking a cigarette, where once you're hooked, you can't stop listening to Jacob Collier's music. Other music begins to feel inferior, and you can't help but be consumed by the rabbit hole of smoking Jacobs daily.

Jacob is like Nicotine, only there are no repercussions to Smoke a Jacob.

by SketchTurner_16 April 15, 2021

Smoked his juuls

a woman that kicked a man in the nuts. "Juuls" refers to the saying "family jewels", a slang term for one's testicles.

Guy 1: Dang bro! She just smoked his juuls!
Guy 2: That's gotta hurt!
Guy 1: No shit. Homeboy just got kicked in the nuts!

by vyan_mmxvii September 10, 2020

Smoke's Law

A street law that gets the average rate for a female . Rate a girls face. Rate her body. Add those two numbers up and divide by two.

" If you use smoke's law for her bro , her face is an 8. Her body is a 10. 8+10 is 18. Divide it by two and that's 9! Overall she is a 9 bro ! "

by Ksmoke November 10, 2015

smoke bombs and rocks

Southern slang: meaning getting blown away or wasted and rocking your brains out. Turn it up and jam your ass off. Getting lost in the music. Can’t be used in everyday english.

Smoke bombs and rocks , you’ll be totally wasted and lay around useless. Have a hookah party and smoke bombs and rocks……..

by Yobwoc ecaps October 03, 2021

Smoke Tag

The act of sticking someone with a non explosive greande and then watching them go up like a carton of cigarettes.

Team - He's down, everyone stick the punk with your smokers to show what a bitch he is.

Kash - You assholes. Why did you smoke tag me.

by Blash May 23, 2008

Smoking crack is bad

Something, that is very, very obviously bad and/or illegal

"If you cross that line into private property, you're going to jail."
"And smoking crack is bad."

by reddipsauce April 13, 2023