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Ninja syndrome

A childhood condition, usually temporary, in which the afflicted child believes him or herself to be a ninja. This condition typically passes after the child hits puberty and discovers the opposite sex.
Guy 1: Hay bob hows it going.
Bob: Not too bad Guy 1 but my son has ninja syndrome and keeps hiding and throwing stuff at me.
Guy 1: Well thats what you get for deciding to have kids.
Bob: I didn't decide, my wife just didn't get that abortion she said she was
Ninja syndrome by boomdog July 6, 2014
Nin-ja nin-juh
–verb, plural - Ninjas.
-verb past tense - Ninja'd

The word Ninja is rapidly becoming used as a replacement verb, which can mean virtually anything, as long as the subtext is clear.

This, of course, is not limited to actual Ninja behaviour... however, when one Ninjas, one must be ready to have others Ninja back.
We must go out and Ninja in the night.

I forgot to Ninja my pencil.

I could Ninja all day!

I could Ninja all night. (usually said with a wink and a grin)

He Ninjas better than any of them.

She and I Ninja'd pretty well at pool.
Ninja by Carolyn Steven November 6, 2008

ninja shit 

Its when you take a big solid shit kicking its way out of your ass, the head sticks out of the water and you think (i'm gonna need a plunger to beat this fucker down), thers no need to wipe, and when you fush it disappears in a cloud of brown mist!
The ninja shit almost made me shit my pants, i got it out and went to beat it down with a plunger and the fucker disappeard in a cloud of mist!
ninja shit by ratso August 10, 2012

Pump Shotty Ninja 

One who is well skilled in the art of the Pump Shotgun in games such as Counter Strike, and jump around while killing people in the air...much like a ninja. Thus the term, Pump Shotty Ninja.
"Dude, that guy is such a Pump Shotty Ninja. He just wtfpwned me."
Pump Shotty Ninja by lolPLD September 15, 2006

nature's ninja 

A black person, male or female
You were born as nature's ninja
nature's ninja by lo-ca$h December 14, 2014

ninja bitch 

*Reading book*
*Ninja Bitch steals money off dresser*
*Person stops reading book and looks at dresser and the money is gone*
Person: DAMN THOSE NINJA BITCHES! THEY DID IT AGAIN!
ninja bitch by Alex Bahder May 15, 2006