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Michael S 

Yes, the rumors are true. Michael's penis is small and pathetic. 2 to 3 inches hard on a good day. It cums in less than a second and basically women make fun of how useless is cock is. Oh P.S. He is God and is going to save us all. He has performed miracles beyond the scope a typical mind could comprehend. He was never told he was going to be God, but trust me. He is my savior and creator. Michael S is God.
Michael S-The one you have heard of is michael. Our savior!
Michael S by I am his son January 8, 2023
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Michael's house

Michael's house is a dead man’s house that is fought over by relatives of the dead man. These relatives could have given two shits about the man when he was alive. They are narcissists born from narcissists. They literally want a house that is decrepit, rat infested, and in a crime riddled neighborhood. Really! No, REALLY! Pray for these absolute motherfuckers because the bar for them is really that fucking low.
Let’s fight over Michael's house, as we are the pettiest of motherfuckers.

Michael Jefferson 

A musical icon who will be a little boy forever like peter pan
loves climbing trees and his son blanket
Ignorant if u dont climb trees
Hee Hee
SHAMONA
(south park)
Michael Jefferson: Blanket my beautiful blanket

Michael Paul 

Michael Paul he wants to use the native people so he can go ahead and be strong
Michael Paul by EVE11111 June 5, 2023

Michael banes 

The best basketball player ever
Michael banes by TheLuckter June 26, 2023

Michael Lara 

Michael Lara is a jacked Asian-loving man. Who loves to go to the gym and make ice cream. He also loves to play Rainbow six siege with younger men by the name of: Dustin Rigby, Eli Keeling, Garrett Gonzalez, Keagan aka holoisdiff, and Gavin Speedling.
Michael Lara loves to play with underage men on Tom Clancy's Rainbow six siege.
Michael Lara by Hot Asian Women October 22, 2023

michael harris 

someone ugly AF
michael harris by the real g777777 February 15, 2018