matthew drinkwater

We have all met a few Matthew Drinkwaters in our life. Angry sometimes, sometimes they rage, sometimes they moan, but at the end of the day if a man needs a sleeping partner they are there for them.

Who is that king? - gay guy #1
MATTHEW DRINKWATER!!!! - other male

by Chug Jug Victory Royale King January 18, 2024

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Matthew drinkwater

Silly goofy obsequious submissive people that constantly talk bad about others. They love to rage when they don’t get their favorite guns in Fortnite. If you ever meet a Matthew Drinkwater I would recommend running away!

Who is that kid over there that’s frowning like a grumpy old man?
Oh must be a Matthew Drinkwater

by Oklahoma Super Fan #1 January 19, 2024

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Matthew Alexander

One hell of a guy, everyone should have a big matty in your life ;)

SOC: "Oh my its Matthew Alexander!"

Matt: *Walks in, wind blows through hair...(Oh wait)*

SOC: Faints *GASP*

by Anonymous041016 January 23, 2024

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Matthew

Matthew is a funny, not so intelligent person. He may be on the skinnier side, but who cares? Some say he is a simp, I say he has rizz. if you ever meet a matthew, take care of him.

My Matthew is such a bitch!
I love my matthew.

by lilrenkx November 15, 2023

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Matthew Green

A primordial being, birthed from the sorrow of the people and the union of greater existence. Ketamine Bluetholemew and Alcoholism Von Yellow joined together to form one of the building blocks of natural order. Through the fusion of these unknowns, Matthew Green was birthed. A true figglebottom(although he denies such naming convention due to his overwhelming sense of humility), he brought about the beginning of all things and acts as a governor to the passage of time and humanity's place within it's continuum.

Also used to describe the man above, he who holds the cat named Gypsy.

Is that Matthew Green? Rejoice! It is the coming of a new age!

by xx_jaydyncorepilledcel_xx November 18, 2023

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