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Matthew

That one cunt in a group who actually has a girlfriend and instead of spending time with the lads, he sucks her off. Severly racist towards pakis (Sherom) and likes to touch kids under the age of 10.
Don't be a Matthew you spastic
by rkrichardson December 9, 2019
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Matthew Lillard

One of the sexiest men known to this earth, played Shaggy, Stu Macher and now William Afton, aged like fine wine and would smash 👌
Person 1: do you like Matthew Lillard?

Person 2: hell yeah I’d bang him
by DilfBanger November 18, 2023
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my matthew

He is the sexiest, smartest, most attractive person to ever live. He belongs to a girl named morgan :) he is the sweetest person youll ever meet and youll always want to talk to him. (he also has a big dick ) I love you mi amor.
My matthew is mine forever, he will always carry my heart with him, and i will always carry his.
by MatthewsProperty September 11, 2022
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Matthew

Matthew: n word
Person 2: based monkey
by Reetayeetalicious boii October 16, 2021
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matthew pickering

Professional hunter
Preferred weapon: Front right section of any capable vehicle
Preferred prey: Dogs
Gonna go do some “matthew pickering” this weekend
by jcv2001 July 28, 2019
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Matthew

Matthew, where do I even begin to explain Matthew. He’s a smart funny, kind hearted person. Is a nerd when it comes to basketball. Puts his mind to a goal and will achieve that goal. Strong, handsome, fun to talk too. Matthew's the type of person to make the whole room laugh with his jokes. Everyone loves Matthew. Just looking at him you’ll fall in love with his precious eyes. But overall just the most amazing person ever.
👤:Omg looks it’s Matthew😱!

Matthew: Hi

👤: *blushes*
by ana_g April 24, 2022
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Matthew

Matthew is a boy that can put his mind to something and then do it. He is super cooperative and can put you in a good mood in just a second. You could be sad but he would make a joke with his stupid, hilarious humor and make you laugh. Hes not a guy to try to get a girlfriend but when he 'accidently' finds that girl for him he'll treat her like shes everything.
You: "oh my who's that"

Friend: "that's matthew"
You: "damn"
by xd sophia January 9, 2019
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