jacob

a true big man

“jacob is very indeed big man and funni”

by JammDoughnutts March 23, 2021

Jacob

Jacob is a big headed smart weird little boy but is very annoying at times and is a good listener sometimes and loves to talkkkkkkkkk but is very kind to some. Jacob is a very smart and lazy person but when you get on his nerves he will get on your nerves back. Jacob is not good at giving advice and is a very awkward person. He loves eating food especially if it is not his. He sometimes will get very cranky. For some reason, he always wears Under Armor rather than Nike or Addidas.

That guy is a Jacob

by Fredrick_The_Third April 3, 2019

Jacob Clapper

A person who typically could be defined as a double bagger

That guy over there really is a Jacob Clapper

by Johnsonbardt October 9, 2023

Jacobs girlfriend

Not the prettiest girlfriend in the world

jacob: "i just realized i have the prettiest girlfriend in the world"
Jacobs girlfriend: "i-"

by jacobsgirfriend:( September 27, 2020

Jacob Garrity

Lancky muppet with 8 finger at his left knee.

Chav 1: your such a Jacob Garrity
Chav 2: nah lad im leng

by Big_Boi_Karol May 9, 2021

Jacob

A guy who is confusing but you can’t help but still want to be around him. He will try to make you happy but has terrible memory and you don’t know if he means it or not. Dark brown eyes and so tall. Even if you didn’t plan on it you will end up liking him. You need to match his energy so he can match yours. The thing is, will he ever ask you out? Hopefully but I don’t know. You will really want him to though. He makes you feel like you want him to choose you.

Kylee:I am friends with this guy and he’s so confusing. Lily: is his name Jacob?

by Bitchhhhhhh.777 March 29, 2025

Jacob

A fat bitch who sits across from me in World History and he always wears a trump 2020 hat.

Look at this absolute loon!
That's Jacob.

by Fuck.Jacob November 15, 2019