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beating air

When you’re masturbating, but you’re just not into it
I was beating air all night, I just couldn’t get off
by Esperanato January 22, 2021
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hot air balloon

While your mate is licking or tea-bagging the scrotum from behind or beneath and backwards, you fart in her or his face.

Extra points are awarded for a shot in the mouth (for it's logistical difficulty), or for one in the eyes, which results in pink eye.
After busting a nut in that slut's gash, I got on all fours and told her to lick my balls from behind. As she was doing it, I gave her a hot air balloon.
by Stinky Elephant October 8, 2014
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Air Force

One of the five main branches of the US military that was founded on September 18, 1947. It serves a vital function in combat (as I am certain you have heard about drone strikes) and is often called in when too much shit hits the fan. Despite it's importance, it remains the second least respected branch of the military
At least the Air Force receives more respect than the Coast Guard
by natedashark August 8, 2017
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Airing

When you dont respond to someone when they talk to you
Ayesha: hey x
Sofian : ...
Ayesha :why are you airing me
by Yung_gravy69 December 15, 2019
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Air Marshal John

Generic term for someone who looks like a cop, air marshal or any type of law enforcement, but it dressed like a normal person. See: scenes from Bridesmaids, particularly their failed flight to Las Vegas.
Bro, put away the pipe...that guy in the dockers is a total Air Marshal John.
It's fine to drink in public, just look out for Air Marshal John.
Whoa, Air Marshal John alert - that dude in the short-sleeved dress shirt is definitely a cop.
by CTOilMan July 26, 2022
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air jerk

to pretend to jerkoff (masterbate) in the air.
by firefalcome September 6, 2023
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