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Hers

A girl that is very annoying, dumb, or you know, just so irritating you can't put it into words
Person 1:" Y/N is such a her!"
Person 2: "I know right! So is (so and so)"
Person 3: "I hate hers"
Person 1: "Same"
by chocymilkandnuggs April 26, 2022
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Painting her face

In the same vein as painting her nails -- describes the 'occupation' of a woman that only entails sitting at home and doing nothing while her partner does all the breadwinning.

The term stems from women applying make-up as part of their apparent vanity pastime, hence the 'painting' term.
"He's at the store, working 24/7 while she spends her time painting her face."
by Devil Jones March 4, 2008
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she has her friend

She has her period.
She can't go in the pool because she has her friend.
by Grunt0311 July 10, 2018
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Her Majesty’s Timeshare

Time spent in prison as each cell is technically a timeshare apartment.
Hey bro where have you been ? I’ve just been living in Her Majesty’s Timeshare accommodation.
by Mont14 November 6, 2021
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formal Southern for "tell her I said hey"
New Yorker Lorna overheard her mother, a native southern belle, finishing up a phone call with a gal pal in Virginia. "oh well it's just lovely to have spoken today, Bobby-Jo. please tell your mother that I asked to be remembered to her!!" Lorna, having heard that salutation, fell on the floor laughing. "Ma! that's the funniest thing I've ever heard omfg! why didn't you just say 'tell her I said hey'?? I am now deceased and it will now be a running joke because imma tell all my pals and even abbreviate to ATBRTH"
by Uncle Joosie January 7, 2023
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splash in her jacuzzi

to ejaculate in a woman's vagina through unprotected sex.
She was seducing me all semester, practically begging me to splash in her jacuzzi.
by Niyan Tewman March 17, 2022
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in Her Majesty's secret cervix

Humorous reference to how easy a time James Bond seems to have with getting hot chicks into his bed during a UK-government-ordered mission.
Double-Oh-Seven is so handsome and charming dat he could probably “score big wif da babes” whether he was in Her Majesty's secret cervix or not!
by QuacksO October 8, 2023
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