Perma Hat

One who has a permanent ass hat.

Man, he is such a perma hat.

by Bestie Speigel July 4, 2008

Infamous Hat Trick

Trick in which Josh Bryan gives a girl his hat in order to make her feel special so he can hook up with her.

“That girl last night wasn’t really vibing with JB until he brought out the infamous hat trick”

by Rcomerfo May 24, 2022

Mrs. Johnston's new hat

A prince albert piercing

Hey Orel, how's Mrs. Johnston's new hat?

by Eggzylofone February 22, 2024

Hat's Law

Hat's Law is that all moral dilemmas, if discussed long enough, turn into tabletop role-playing sessions.

"My buddies and I were talking about going back in time and killing baby Hitler, eventually Hat's Law kicked in."

by aShrimpFriedThisRice? September 8, 2025

HAT

Acronym: Hit A Treadmill

used for a girl that is fat and needs to exercise via a treadmill

"Watch out...HAT at 12 o'clock"

"That girl is a HAT, I be she gives good BJ's though"

by i think you know who i am November 4, 2007

Monkey Hat

When a Haitian shits into a coconut and then puts the coconut on someone’s head

Kaden: Yo I saw someone get a monkey hat last night!
Jamal: That was me!
Kaden: SHEEEEEEESH

by Daddy Piccolae December 24, 2021

doing hat

an alternate name for a condom

Hey Matthew, do you have a doing hat I can borrow for the evening

by hockeynutt21 March 27, 2011