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Don’t take your guns to town

A euphemism for do not get completely obliterated at your local bar and even expect to drive away intoxicated!
Some poor “mule” decided it was a great idea to don’t take your guns to town and wound up camping outside of federal penitentiary somehow.
by DaveShaw June 7, 2018
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Loading the Gun

Preparatory elements being put in place in anticipation of a given finale or big reveal. Can apply to the buildup of a story leading to the climax, or the work put in to facilitate a desired final outcome, etc.
It was obvious the writers were loading the gun by bringing all the storylines together just before the show’s big ending.
by motobat June 25, 2024
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Gun

A girl who is tall, strong, cool, pretty and always wins.
"Have you met Gun?"
"Oh, you mean that one girl?"
"Yeah, exactly"
by Snoopy831 December 25, 2022
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Gun control

It is a response to someone calling “shotgun”. If someone calls shotgun another can yell “gun control.” This then allows anyone to sit in the front seat except for the person who yelled “shotgun.” The the individual still sits in the front then that enacts confiscation and the person and be thrown out of the seat. This is only allowed if sanctioned by the driver.
Matt: Let’s go to Target.

Keegan: Shotgun!
Max: Gun control!

Keegan: Yo wtf
Max: Dude you’re the shortest one, Colby should sit in the front.
Colby: Thanks
by jumpedmax/moss April 13, 2020
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Gun

Henry: Hey max why do you have a gun in your.....
by koroteki69 November 23, 2021
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Machine Gun

A sex act where you have a threesome with an ATF agent's mother and wife, preferably rapidly and without a condom.
Did you hear the ATF raided Jim after he bragged about how he did a machine gun?
by Peg Your Dad for Christ March 24, 2022
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pumpin your grease gun

1. Another way of saying masturbating. Used with the few people who live in a small town called Randlett, Oklahoma. Population: 430
"Hey Billy from across the stoop, You pumpin your grease gun over there, save your energy for your cousin Daisy out in the yonder"
by kuntry6969 June 27, 2016
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