French Press

When you have to get up to get toilet paper after you've already taken a massive or nasty shit.

He yelled and yelled for someone to bring him some toilet paper, butt nobody was home. He had to French Press it all the way upstair to get some.

by Maniconwords December 31, 2024

French Martini

A sexual act in which the tongue is inserted into a partner's ear. Usually the result of overenthusiastic foreplay and/or alcohol.

Sarah gave me a French Martini last night, that's why she's sleeping on the couch.

by ipopiad September 2, 2016

french onion ring

When a French being or someone from French descent sits on another's face and they put their lips into the other persons asshole, causing it to form a ring that smells like onion

ADAM, That French onion ring was amazing

by Whales102 March 5, 2015

french elmo

A general term referring to a sexual act that is not very common, unusual or bizarre.

"Hey bro, I'm gonna try to french elmo my girl next time"
"You gotta be more specific you mooseknuckle"

by Dr. Monk_ June 10, 2018

French Opening

Noun:
The butthole.

Verb:
The opening of the anus.

Synonyms:
Corn Chute, Turd Tunnel, Crap Cannon, Shit Shooter, Balloon Knot, Monkey Button, Portal to Paradise, Stink star, Hershey Highway, Shit Pit, Brown Eye, Chocolate Starfish, Rusty Bullet Hole, Rusty Sheriffs Badge.

Shaun: I was in the French Opening yesterday for my first time!
Kurt: Oh, I love tennis!
Shaun: No, I mean my boyfriends French Opening.

by Christiangirlss June 3, 2017

French horn

When three or more women sit on each others face at the same time and make the sweet sound of their people by blowing into each other’s vagina at the same time. ♻️

Helen, Kathy, and I French horned last night.

by Pixie Crotch April 19, 2023

French party

An orgy consisting of only gay people

I heard Jason when to a French party last night.

by Thatniggacheems March 14, 2021