Dad

He always leaves for a glass of milk and he never comes back THAT SICK FUCK

My Dad left to get milk bye Dad

by IAMASICKFUCK May 18, 2020

Dads before lads

The unwritten law that your dad should always become before bros (male friends).

Frank: Are you still available to help me out tomorrow?
Brian: Sorry dude, but my dad just asked me to go on a motorcycle trip tomorrow.
Frank: No problem bro, dads before lads!

by EluminateNL May 20, 2020

Mady's dad

He likes to be pedo towards kids on Snapchat.

Mady's dad is pedophile man

by Potatoknishes888 May 21, 2020

my dad

my dad is a man who is like my girl friend have not seen for 15 years in other word my dad is unexisting

teacher: i am calling your dad

me :i have not seen my dad for 15 years

by your gay if u see this May 26, 2020

my dad

my dad is unexisting

hey want to see something that is gone my dad

by your gay if u see this May 26, 2020

Diddley-dads

A random assortment of items; often food or edible items, of which the person doesn't necessarily know the name of.

"I just got back from the candy store."

"Oh good! What diddley-dads do you have in that bag?!"

by Maccas75 May 30, 2020

DAD

You might think that your dad is a person you let you do not a thing. Well, you are wrong your dad is the best. I know you are probably thinking that well my dad left me. Well, that is a lesson he wanted to teach you, to never leave your family. Have you ever thought of that? And I know how you feel because I was there and believe me I forgave him because now I am someone I never thought I would be.

My dad left but that just means had to go and find him

by BlackWind1000 February 18, 2020