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Community College All-Star 

A community college student who fails to earn their associate's degree or the necessary amount of credits to transfer in the normal span of two years and must spend more semesters at the college in order to finish. A community college all-star is usually the result of poor grades/schedule management, indecision regarding fields of study or universities to transfer to, generally not giving a shit, or any combination of the the previous items.
"Did Joseph transfer to Marquette University yet?"
"Nah, last I heard he's staying at the local community college for the fall."
"So he turned into a Community College All-Star? That kinda sucks."
"It's his own damn fault, man."
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Erie Community College 

School for people with special needs. Has been known historically to struggle with keeping its students away from drugs and stds. Was once used as a quarantine site for gays.
Man I hope Erie Community College burns down, all of the retards there have stds from the crazy amount of gay sex.

Jamaica College 

An All boys school in Kingston, Jamaica. The boys there are real gentlemen and born champions. Females are really attracted to these boys for some reason especially the ones from St. Andrews High-school. So in conclusion these boys are smart and get all the girls.
That boy must be from Jamaica College, just listen to how he talks.

El Camino College

The community college for all the preps from Palos Verdes, San Pedro, Wilmington, and Torrance, CA.
Rich snobby girl from PV: I got a 4.0, but ugh!, I don't have to fill out applications, I'll just go to El Co a.k.a. UC El Camino.
El Camino College by Jeremy November 24, 2003

Mount Saint Mary's College/University

Greatest Rugby team in the world all other teams with exception of lax smoke pole. Place were nerds band together in the name of god, led by nerdy steve urkle aka Father Ray.
This is the school home to mini thugs who act ghetto and the real thugs even hate them

electoral college paradox 

People think that it is unbelievable if a presidential candidate wins in the electoral college but has 5 to 10 percent LESS popular vote. This definition shows an absurd and extreme, but illuminating example of how the loser in the presidential election can have an arbitrarily high percentage of the popular votes compared to the winner, i.e., way more then 5 or 10 percent.
Suppose there are 540 electoral votes. Divide the states into two groups, one having 271 votes, the other 269. Suppose in the "271" states, only 1 person in each state votes Democrat, 0 Republican. Suppose in the "269" states, 0 vote Democrat, millions Republican. Then by the electoral college majority, the democrats win but the Republicans have a million times more votes than the Democrats.
In the 2012 presidential election, it initially appeared that we might have an electoral college paradox. But the Democratic popular vote came back up and it was avoided.

Ashmead College

Ashmead College is a leader in quality health and wellness training in the Pacific Northwest. Committed to health, personal growth and professional fulfillment, Ashmead College provides students with an interactive, focused environment to prepare them for successful careers in the massage and fitness industries.

Ashmead Campus Locations
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* Everett, WA
* Portland, OR
* Seattle, WA
* Tacoma, WA
* Vancouver, WA

The schools are owned by Corinthian Colleges, Inc.

Billy went to Ashmead College to train for a fitness career.
Ashmead College by Datamark May 5, 2006