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The Clash

Any band that allows a song to be a staple in car commercials are sellouts.
"Hey, thats the Ford motor song"
"No thats just the Clash"
by levicom July 5, 2005
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classi

a knock-off of something classy.

pronounced: classy with an I
Me: damn that pleather suit is classy!
Smart person: no. actually, it's classi, becauase real leather is classy, so fake leather is classi.
by A kinkee Person February 17, 2009
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classy strippers

Strippers that show up to a bachelor party ready to get naked, offer titty, ass, and vagina shots, but when it comes down to giving private dances they refuse because they are too classy. These strippers usually do very poorly financially and receive even less respect from society.
Tyler: "How was the bachelor party last night"

Pat: "It was alright. The strippers were hot...but they were classy strippers."
by 339 October 4, 2010
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The Santa Claus

A variation on the Captain Blackbeard maneuver.

The Santa Claus is a sexual act in which a person is anally fucking their partner, and then they pull out and begin to give a rim job. Their partner, a gassy individual, farts all of the accumulated cum into the face of the rim job giver.

The resulting appearance is a white beard resembling Santa Claus.
Bob and Tom were having butt sex. Tom started to give Bob a rim job, and Bob gave Tom the Santa Claus
by oc3powerline March 30, 2010
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crass

When a Gentile attends a friend's Bar Mitzfah whilst wearing a "Jesus Is My Homeboy" hoodie.
Boy: Yo, why are you calling my threads crass, baby?
Mother: I just think you should take this off when you're in the synagogue. It might be considered offensive.
Boy: Listen, stop sowing my game with salt.
by GoyHowdy May 1, 2008
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holy santa claus shit

We all know that fat ass that lives up north and its kewl to let him come in your house but if a creep does its bad(personal thought)
but since he was there the when jesus was born he must be holy so.....
when he goes to sit down and take a masive shit... i turns into holy santa claus shit...
example:ryan "hey bryan whats up"

bryan " i just got a d+ on my history :("

ryan " holy santa claus shit"
by mr.smarterass April 17, 2009
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Clash blaster

An extremely overpowered weapon in Splatoon 2. This thing fires 5 shots per second and takes 3 shots to splat. Also paired with splat bomb and sting ray. Clash blaster neo is 10x worse with the ability to gain a huge advantage in modes like rainmaker and tower control. You also need no aim for this weapon. It’s as if this is an instant win button. It’s really good in turf war despite blasters being the worst class for it. One of the most hated weapons in the community. Fun when you use it, not fun against it.
If only clash blasters were removed in splatoon 3
by deadhamstercore May 9, 2022
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