Christian Walk of Shame

When a christian comes home from college without a husband/wife.

Bro: Dude, are you going to your families house for the summer?
Dude: No bro, I'm super nervous
Bro: Why dude?
Dude: They're gonna give me a christian walk of shame
Bro: O shit

by HiMomHiDadHopeYouDon'tSeeThis December 6, 2020

baby christian

A nonsensical concept.

Donald Trump is a baby Christian.

by A Jazzy Man-esque December 8, 2020

Christian

A hot blonde man with a 14-inch cock that penetrates the back of women's throats. When you look at him you can not help but want to ride him like a horse all night long, until your pussy explodes in wet happiness. He will give you the night of your life, and is creative with his fucking maneuvers. His sexy voice and vivid body will make any girl dream.

Christian makes me soooo wet!!!!

by TheDaddyThatDipped December 9, 2020

Christian

My name

Girl: whats your name
Me: Christian

by Mynameschchristian December 12, 2020

Christian

What followers of Christ call themselves

I recently became a Christian when I found God in my depression.

by Urgardianangel December 22, 2020

Christian Elliott Monroe Barber

funny af, also cute af

are you christian elliott monroe barber?

by jeter_derek December 22, 2020

Christian

This is the guy that everyone knows and likes yet he doesn't know it. He catches all the girl's attention, he makes heads turn when he walks into the room. He always has his Samsung wireless earbuds in no matter what situation. His mom works at roots so he always has the latest models and their iconic sweatpants. He has an older sister. Christian is usually a good student but the moment he forgets the homework the teacher comes around to see if it's done. He also has a blue or black water bottle.

"I like Christian," said Skye
"oh cool you should tell him"

by pop off kween November 13, 2020