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Psy-cumming

The art of wanting to jack off, but are to lazy to actually do it so you use psychic powers to rub one out
"I am horny but don't feel like jacking it right now, oh well i Gusse ill just have to psy-cumming."
by Tittyspanker47 November 3, 2016
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Cum waffle

A person who is being irritating or stupid. Cum waffles are the definition of the person who wants to leave the party early and never answers your texts.
Last night Kristen was being such a cum waffle I wanted to punch her in the face
by emma sinclair November 3, 2016
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Cum Willie

Like a standard wet willie only preformed with male ejaculat fluid (Semen).
The object is for one partner to distract the other and slip a finger covered in cum into the others ear.
Check this shout out! I was in bed with my girl after an amazing love session , she starts talking about my ex and she up and gives me a fucking "cum willie"
by 1970 ink slinger December 5, 2016
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cozy cum

When a man ejaculates and he has a warm feeling in his testicles and cock.
"Dude, last night when I was watching porn, I had a cozy cum."
by dickyoudown187 December 14, 2015
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crying cum

When you jizz on an unwanting victims eyeballs and they have to flush their eyes thus creating tears of semen
-Bro my girl got crying cummed last night, she now has pink eye
-Bro my mom has pink eye too, and she was at your house last night.
by Semen Sonya March 10, 2016
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cum freedom

Cumming as many times as possible in a 24 hour period.
I love having cum freedom days with my partner(s).
by Pinky Slingerland July 23, 2019
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Cum clean

Someone: BRO I'm about cum clean
Friend: remember clean it up

Someone: It all good I'll be in the shower
by Honeybur November 10, 2019
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