purple crayon chaser

A white chick who only has sex with black dudes. Purple crayon being a black penis.

That white bitch is a purple crayon chaser

by Purplenurple December 4, 2013

crazycool

An unreachable plateau of utter coolness in which one can't quench the cool quality of the cool being in lamens terms, I'm fuckin cool and you'll never be as cool as me...

You can smoke some crack and think you're cool but only the utter cool can be crazycool...are you cool with that? There's no crazycool like the Capn's coolcrazy!

by Capn Chronic the CrazyCoolChronicCrusader August 20, 2005

crazysauce

1. adj. Unbelievable, an insane notion
2. adj. crazy, silly, and/or stupid

Used mostly when one is acting, doing, or saying something nonsensical.

1. Did you just see that truck explode? That was crazysauce!

2. You guys are crazysauce for not wanting free tickets.

by Stepho Miller October 23, 2007

Cray Horn

The act of being Crazy Horny.

Something or someone being so appealing it makes you Crazy Horny.
Can also be used to describe a desireable act, object, or person.

"Hey man, did you see that game? That shit was Cray Horn!"
"That girl/guy booty be making me Cray Horn!"
Man 1: "That dude is trippin! Hes acting crazy!
Man2: "That's just DaTron, let him get Cray Horn!"
"If yall dont leave me alone, I'm about to get REAL Cray Horn in this bitch!"

by El Indio Blanco August 14, 2012

CRAZYSEXYCOOL

These women are the women that all men should look for. When a women is CRAZYSEXYCOOL it means that she's crazy and fun to be around with, sexy meaning she takes care of herself and is great in the bedroom, and cool meaning that she has your back and sometimes just wants to kick it with you at a poetry club and just wants to talk about life and her future. You should always check yourself before messing up with a CRAZYSEXYCOOL women because they're hard to find now-a-days and the one you messed up with could've been the your partner for life.

John- Hello may I ask what's your name?
Lisa- My name is Lisa and yours?
John- My name is John and I couldn't help noticing how CRAZYSEXYCOOL you are and I was wondering do you wanna go out sometime?
Lisa- I don't even know who you are, John.
John- Right.... well umm... here's my card, call me sometime

* John gives buisness card to Lisa *

Lisa- Sure, I'll give you a car Mr. Williams
John- * Laughing * yep, that's me.
Lisa- * Laughing * I got to go now. Bye.
John- Bye
Lisa- Bye

*Lisa calls John a week later and they learn about
each other and eventually build a realtionship.
On Lisa's 25th birthday ( 1 year later )
John proposes to her. They eventually get
married and have a couple of kids. And live
happily ever after*

The end.

by Alasyia December 26, 2006

poop crayon

A poop crayon is a poop that is used to write on the walls of a narrow bathroom stall. This usually happens when some emergency occurs when the poop is part of the way out your bum- you stand up, bend down, move around and meanwhile your half-extruded poo is writing all over the walls.

Once I viewed the stall smeared with poo, I formed my poop-crayon theory.

by no thanks October 9, 2003

Crayola Cookie

A Crayola Cookie is the favourite choice of snack for Antivaxxer Common Law Severing Citizens who tries to close down vaccination centres with bogus legal paper work and crime number 6029679 for a case that is not being investigated by the Met Police & was confirmed case closed on 12/01/2022

I see you are an AntiVaxxer Common Law Sovereign Citizen, would you like a Crayola Cookie to got with your meal?

by MoMoShaf January 18, 2022