Get hammered then get naked go into your mates neighbors garden shake your tail/FANAAYY at them then jump back get dressed before your friends see so you can say it never happened.
No matter what they will look attractive cause you will be hammered and if they are not attractive your not hammered enough.
No matter what they will look attractive cause you will be hammered and if they are not attractive your not hammered enough.
OMG take your tail away from me.
Next day 'Hear what our neighbor said about you last night...
And you didn't get naked once unless of course you were beer goggling shit.'
Next day 'Hear what our neighbor said about you last night...
And you didn't get naked once unless of course you were beer goggling shit.'
by Rockjaw July 19, 2009
Get the Beer gogglingmug. When you wear flip flops to a party, but someone spills beer on them, making them sticky for the rest of the night.
"Could this night get any worse? I've been walking around for an hour with Beer Flop, and now I have to go walk my drunk friend home!"
by jhersh May 16, 2009
Get the Beer Flopmug. by KingInnaEarth February 1, 2021
Get the Stag beermug.
Get the Chicken N Beermug. Being able to actually remember the philosophical shit you talked about while wasted the night before.
by opkode April 3, 2013
Get the Wise beyond beersmug. Stephen is a 2 beer Queer
by Crispy6983 May 18, 2006
Get the 2 beer queermug. by ccb March 19, 2003
Get the beer jobmug.