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Goldilocks Burn

When you know you definitely will come, it’s beyond your control, but you haven’t come yet and you want to prolong the joy, you are feeling the Goldilocks Burn. When the angles and tempo are just so and it’s go go go, that’s the Goldilocks Burn.
“Man, I can tell you Stig fully maxxed out the Goldilocks Burn last night- I didn’t time it but it seemed like ages.”

“Oh yes, Sam has a solid reputation as someone who can totally meter out a serious Goldilocks Burn.”
by MyrootingcupOverfloweth June 7, 2023
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Mexican Burn Barrel

The act of putting hot sauce on your dick and inserting it in to a females Anus.
Suzy was asking for a Mexican Burn Barrel because her ass is on fire.
by BongBlazer October 2, 2015
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Burn puppet

A burn puppet is someone chosen typically based on outward characteristics that usually has engaged in criminal activity which is used by others to dictate their actions and drive them towards their goals while inevitably sacrificing them to the mob and escaping detection to continue on.
The crack head son of a vice president does t have the authority to negotiate the sale of Russian oil through a Ukrainian front company in Kazakhstan to China, he’s just another burn puppet.
by Lizardfish69420 March 2, 2024
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Burn Blooch

The act of looking stupid after doing something dumb
The boy said burn blooch after he dropped his lunch tray
by Authors of Time January 9, 2025
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cryo-burn

The unmistakable flavor of food that's been frozen.
The cryo-burn corn was an unexpected counterpoint to the rich, broiled steak.
by JackTwistsDenimShirt November 21, 2015
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Cara Burns

Oh my god look it’s Cara Burns she so sexy
by Maliric October 15, 2021
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burning threesome

When 3 ranga have a gay threesome and burn each others dicks off.
"Hey jakob and jimmy lets have a burning threesome," said jake
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