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bag of hammered assholes

Used to describe when someone is ugly, or looking significantly worse than their normal appearance. Someone looking a lot rougher than they usually do.
Did you see that girl walk into class late? Ya, she looked like a bag of hammered assholes.

Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.
by Mumbls December 3, 2024
mugGet the bag of hammered assholesmug.

bald asshole

That twink has a perfectly bald asshole
by PinkTater May 18, 2022
mugGet the bald assholemug.

Asshole Meat

Ground hamburger meat that’s been discarded in the kitchen freezer for months and smells like an asshole when you cook it at 3AM.
Does this freezer have any asshole meat in it?
by Whatsamattayou September 21, 2023
mugGet the Asshole Meatmug.

Asshole

When someone is being really mean and you want to offend them.
Oh so Billy was being so rude and disrespectful.
So that means she is an asshole then.
by Noobmaster2248 August 16, 2021
mugGet the Assholemug.

Asshole Freak

When someone gets to turned on or hard for that poop hole lol and there personality can drastically change to a obsessed freak of asshole such as there heart beating loudly and sweating perfusely
Dude Jason Quist of Libertyville Illinois is a total Asshole Freak I don't think I'll be going to the dance with Shrek Jason Quist
by Normal Guys November 20, 2019
mugGet the Asshole Freakmug.

Cat's Asshole

The star chamber of any AR/M4 style weapon. Named so, as it is the hardest part of the gun to clean.
"If you take a look down the chamber, you will see the cat's asshole staring at you..."
by 50's Man April 24, 2023
mugGet the Cat's Assholemug.

annoying asshole who doesn't shut up about god

a type of religious person who doesn't stop whining because you don't believe the same religion as them. follows you in public to show you their "sky daddy". harasses people for being LGBTQ+
DAMN MAN! did you see that annoying asshole who doesn't shut up about god earlier? he was following me to try to "pray the gay away". he said stuff like "Adam and eve, not Adam and Steve"
by bootleg_retard October 8, 2023
mugGet the annoying asshole who doesn't shut up about godmug.

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