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sneaky asshole 

The sneaky asshole was flirting other females while in a relationship & even deletes text messages so he doesn't get caught .

traveling asshole 

A person or persons(s) who are able to and do travel frequently, while others around them are not able to do so.
Hey...where did you just get back from this time you traveling asshole?
traveling asshole by NicLydon April 15, 2017

bushy asshole 

An asshole in the form of a motherfucking bush, meaning inside of it is full of the blackest wool.
bushy asshole by denorx April 27, 2017

The asshole game 

A social dynamic based on reciprocity where one party breaks social protocols of politeness via passive-aggressive or intentionally hurtful statements. The addressed party, in lou of taking offense, reciprocates with similarly impolite statements resulting in a back and forth banter of sarcasm, judgemental statements, and generally asshole-ish comments about the other person
Judy: My kid was getting into the chocolate right in front of you. Maybe if you were more responsible some woman would actually have children with you.
Tom: (internal-Oh! We're playing the asshole game. OK.) Maybe if you could keep your legs closed you would have a manageable number of kids.
Judy: maybe if you weren't a slut-shaming misogynist you then people wouldn't have to be embarrassed of expressing their sexuality

moranic asshole 

One that is so fucking stupid they believe they become intelligent when their alarm goes off.
You are such a moranic asshole for believing Ekkkk Ekkkk Ekkkk makes you smart.
moranic asshole by JSKirsch June 26, 2017

cashew asshole 

Similar to kitchen asshole.

You know what you did.
The kitchen asshole is working on becoming the new cashew asshole.
cashew asshole by Factotem1 August 31, 2017