Beer goggling

Get hammered then get naked go into your mates neighbors garden shake your tail/FANAAYY at them then jump back get dressed before your friends see so you can say it never happened.

No matter what they will look attractive cause you will be hammered and if they are not attractive your not hammered enough.

OMG take your tail away from me.

Next day 'Hear what our neighbor said about you last night...
And you didn't get naked once unless of course you were beer goggling shit.'

by Rockjaw July 19, 2009

Madison Beer

I love her and simp for her.

I would do anything to marry her, I will pull out a ring and get on one knee. Madison Beer is most beautiful women

by Don't use your real name bro December 1, 2021

beer catheter

A catheter that is specifically designed for the dedicated beer drinker. It eliminates the need for those annoying "pit stops."

Sam: Me and a couple of buds from the homebrewer's club are going to Dublin next month. We're gonna go an a friggin' five-hour pub crawl!

Mike: Awesome, dude, but I sure hope you have your beer catheter in!

by whimzzical June 4, 2010

Chicken N Beer

Luda's Present Cd

My diamonds is reckless i feel like im carying a midget on my necklace!

by Biff December 20, 2003

Wise beyond beers

Being able to actually remember the philosophical shit you talked about while wasted the night before.

Damn I can't believe you remembered all that shit. You sir are wise beyond beers.

by opkode April 3, 2013

2 beer queer

A man who after a few beers comes in touch with his gay side

Stephen is a 2 beer Queer

by Crispy6983 May 18, 2006

beer job

One who gets sexual pleasure by sticking his penis in a beer bottle. See "Biswanger"

I knew candians were weird but sharing beer and cumming in it is nasty!

by ccb March 19, 2003