"Business 9/11" is a term generally used to mean a catastrophic and disruptive occurrence to a company, causing widespread and enduring destruction to the business world, much like the way the September 11, 2001, terrorist attacks drastically shook up the United States and the world.
Its origin came from a post making fun of Elon Musk's acquisition of Twitter, in which the company's value was reported to plunge by billions of dollars, the same amount of loss in the 9/11 event.
Business 9/11 refers to when a corporation suffers a serious loss that reduces the company's worth, valuation, operations, and public perception. Metaphorically, the word highlights the scale of the disaster, often involving losses in the billions, and can be referenced to events that cause deep economic, financial, or operational chaos that suggests a profound, long-lasting impact on the affected company.
In conclusion, the term can be used broadly to describe any significant business failure or crisis that results in a sharp decline in value or reputation.
Its origin came from a post making fun of Elon Musk's acquisition of Twitter, in which the company's value was reported to plunge by billions of dollars, the same amount of loss in the 9/11 event.
Business 9/11 refers to when a corporation suffers a serious loss that reduces the company's worth, valuation, operations, and public perception. Metaphorically, the word highlights the scale of the disaster, often involving losses in the billions, and can be referenced to events that cause deep economic, financial, or operational chaos that suggests a profound, long-lasting impact on the affected company.
In conclusion, the term can be used broadly to describe any significant business failure or crisis that results in a sharp decline in value or reputation.
by Jfguipr November 30, 2024
The final boss of bordem
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by Iso Mellow January 14, 2025
The day famous youtuber Matthew Robert Patrick (AKA "Matpat", "Game Theory", "The Game Theorists") will supposedly leave YouTube indefinitely, but not without one final theory to end on.
Matpat has been making videos since August of 2009 with his first video being Blood Brothers (Scene): Swearing on the Bible. It wouldn't be until two years later where he would make a video advertising the beginning of his Magnum Opus; Game Theory (though later it would be renamed to The Game Theorists, I think). And from this spawned four more channels with those being GTLive (2015), Film Theory (2015), Food Theory (2020), and finally Style Theory (2023).
And after this day, he will simply pass the torch on to someone else who will take over on the channel.
Matpat has been making videos since August of 2009 with his first video being Blood Brothers (Scene): Swearing on the Bible. It wouldn't be until two years later where he would make a video advertising the beginning of his Magnum Opus; Game Theory (though later it would be renamed to The Game Theorists, I think). And from this spawned four more channels with those being GTLive (2015), Film Theory (2015), Food Theory (2020), and finally Style Theory (2023).
And after this day, he will simply pass the torch on to someone else who will take over on the channel.
by helloiaminsane January 10, 2024
His girlfriend is starting to hate him and he’s become largely immune to her passive-aggressive behaviour because he’s a shell of the man she thought he’d amount to. They’re spending 70% of their already taxed income on rent so they can live in reasonable proximity to the job he hates. Their prospects of owning a home align with their chances of winning the lottery. He spends 6+ hours a day planning his draft kings lineup and listening to Bitcoin podcasts because it acts as a source of hope and mental escapism from the dopamine-deprived corporate hellhole he spends most of his conscious life pretending to work for. He’s effectively entered the “privatized welfare” class of Canadians whereby he’s paid a shitty wage, with nearly 0 chance of upside in return for sitting at a desk for 37.5 hours a week and pretending to click buttons on a screen that matter. He’s given up, drowning in his own irrelevance- “there must be more” he murmurs to himself as he clambers into the revolving door with his unwashed, wrinkled corporate attire, the uninspiring symphony of monotonous grays and blues, which is like an elaborate camouflage designed for aspiring off
by fabioforeign July 31, 2023
Vulgar
Used in Hong Kong
Pronunciation: "gau" (the number "9" in Cantonese)
Literal meaning: penis (n.)
Pragmatic Meaning: stupid; pointless; ridiculous; making something pointless, ridiculous or useless
Usually used as an adjective or an adverb in Hong Kong English
More: on9, on99, 9gag,
Used in Hong Kong
Pronunciation: "gau" (the number "9" in Cantonese)
Literal meaning: penis (n.)
Pragmatic Meaning: stupid; pointless; ridiculous; making something pointless, ridiculous or useless
Usually used as an adjective or an adverb in Hong Kong English
More: on9, on99, 9gag,
Adj.: This idea is 9. (This idea is stupid.)
Adj.: 9 people make 9 suggestions. (Stupid people make stupid suggestions.)
Adj.: I won't take the 9railway. It costed Hongkongers a bloody USD$8.60 billion for a slower train service with collapsing terminals. (I won't take High-Speed Rail Link between Hong Kong and China. It costed Hongkongers a bloody USD$8.60 billion for a slower train service with collapsing terminals.)
Adv.: "Tag 9 him." (Fucking tag him on Facebook)
Adv. & Adj.: "I 9did my assignment. It was a 9 topic anyway." (I not-giving-a-fuck-did my assignment. It was a ridiculous/pointless/stupid topic anyway.)
Adj.: 9 people make 9 suggestions. (Stupid people make stupid suggestions.)
Adj.: I won't take the 9railway. It costed Hongkongers a bloody USD$8.60 billion for a slower train service with collapsing terminals. (I won't take High-Speed Rail Link between Hong Kong and China. It costed Hongkongers a bloody USD$8.60 billion for a slower train service with collapsing terminals.)
Adv.: "Tag 9 him." (Fucking tag him on Facebook)
Adv. & Adj.: "I 9did my assignment. It was a 9 topic anyway." (I not-giving-a-fuck-did my assignment. It was a ridiculous/pointless/stupid topic anyway.)
by DrDtheHKlishGuru March 18, 2019
the dumbass who searched this up s proboly 9
by youhavebeenniggafied December 18, 2022