Pancho's Giveaway 

Pancho's Giveaway was a reference to a non-existent store that so called "poor" kids at school were said to shop at. If you wore rags, tattered clothes, or no namebrand clothes, you were made fun of and news would spread quickly that you indeed, shopped at Pancho's Giveaway!

See: poncho's give-away

You're so poor you bought your clothes at Pancho's Giveaway!

Nice clothes, did Pancho's Giveaway have a sale today?

Where does mom buy you're clothes? Pancho's Giveaway?

Pancho's Giveaway by Morales, Jacob May 7, 2008

fucker's remorse 

That feeling you get when you screw a gal and then have immediate regrets

Bob: i can't believe you screwed Amber. You know she'll tell everyone
Tim: Damn, now i have fucker's remorse

fucker's remorse by Samkai February 18, 2009

Newton's 69th Law 

A scientific law formulated by Sir Isaac Newton telling the likelyhood of a female having sexual relations with a male, as expressed in the equation:

100{2*lM(d^2)l/(v-S)}/G

where:
M= Muscle definition
d= douchebagness
v= Moral Values
S= slut value
G=Girl's hotness

Jon: Do you think Ashley will fuck Michael tonight?
Matt: No, he's not enough of a douchebag, so it does not satisfy Newton's 69th Law.

Newton's 69th Law by ChemistryCalvin April 23, 2010

she's too young for you, bro

Created by Jerry Lavigne Jr, heard by Jersey Shore in Season 4, Episode 2. You say this line to someone who's trying to smush/hit on a LG/young chick, usually after stating how damn young she already is.

Vinny: If she got a basket on her bicycle, she's too young for you, man!

Pauly D: If she still has the parental control on her TV in her bedroom, she's too young for you, bro!

Vinny: If she only owns 'Snow White' on DVD, she's too young for you, man!

Pauly D: If Keds still light up, he's too young for you, bro!

she's too young for you, bro by MAAAAAAAA August 17, 2011

Emmanuel's Mom Hit It

Originally a line from a freestyle rap, "Emmanuel's mom hit it" has really evolved into something else. It is far more than just a saying. It's more than just a phrase. It's more than just the motto. "Emmanuel's mom hit it" is a lifestyle, to put it simply. You can't just "Emmanuel's mom hit it". You have to become "Emmanuel's mom hit it". Shout out to Emmanuel's mom, keep hitting it woman. Also, as a clarification, Emmanuel's mother never hit him. You have to be pretty fucking stupid to think that. She didn't hit a dog, she didn't hit a car, she didn't hit a person, she didn't hit a chinchilla. Honestly, the only thing Emmanuel's mom ever hit, was "it". Now that this whole situation has been cleared up, I sincerely hope that you can all return to your normal lives, with out Emmanuel's mom hitting it. The most popular saying in the 805.

"Yo, did you go to that party last night? I heard Emmanuel's Mom hit it!"

Emmanuel's Mom Hit It by Young Kippur January 21, 2013

there's a lot to unpack here 

'Unpack' means to take things out of a package or temporary storage like a luggage bag. Usually to put them in their proper place. This phrase often is used in relation to personal problems people are discussing, often as a subtle way to indicate there's baggage involved in the conversation or issue that needs to be broken down and evaluated.

The phrase can be used when there is a lot of information to process or problems to solve. It's a response provided by a person asking the other to slow down and give time to sort out what they've been given.

"Okay Angel, you just gave an hour-long monologue about how your girlfriend dumped you because you can't hold a job to pay your car loan, your mommy issues, getting fired, and your confusion which pronoun you want to be called. There's a lot to unpack here."

"Look Karen, you can't just hand me a 30-page document that I've never seen, then demand I give you an answer why it's messed up. Especially when you expect the answer in less than three minutes. There's a lot to unpack here."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! There's a lot to unpack here!"

there's a lot to unpack here by Johnny Atkins November 21, 2019

Let's get it 

1) A statement akin to showing excitement in anticipation of an upcoming event or action
2) An energetic call to action.

Variants: Let's fucking get it, we get it

Other derivations: esketit, let's fucking go, let's do this

1) John: Guys get in here, the Sixers are about to play the Cavs.
Sam: Let's get it!

2) I have two finals back to back tomorrow, let's fucking get it

Let's get it by speg379 January 4, 2018