Shifty twat

When your mate takes your pasta and you catch the shifty twat stuffing a narn in his egg hole.

oi jackie man ya shifty twat! i found that nard you stuffed!

by BigBiddie October 2, 2017

twat snogler

A man or women who shove their face in another person's ass and eat it like a pig

You eats ass like a pig you're a twat snogler

by Elite_ADHD May 30, 2021

twat turnstile

town slut, everybody in town has been thru it at some point

"of course she did him-she aint nothin but a twat turnstile"

by lovinsib July 23, 2012

Twat

A term used to describe, idiots, mongoloids, fucktards, dickhead and knobheads mainly the people who walk around in full Adidas tracksuits.

KSI is a TWAT, Queen Elizabeth the 2nd is a TWAT

by bigdaddyheffpewdiepie February 19, 2019

TWaT

A TWaT, a person that only works Tuesday,Wednesday and Thursdays in work. They refuse to work any more days due to covid but are prepared to convene on pubs, clubs and restaurants at the weekends

Look at Russell the TWaT, he says he working from home but he's doing fuck all work on a Monday and Friday

by boyobop November 23, 2021

TWAT

Another version of cunt, it used to describe a female's sexual organ, the vagina, in urban terms.

Another use is those that are assholes, in which they follow the ways of Twatology.

If you're an asshole, and love it. You must be a follower of Twat-ology

by The RadAway June 1, 2016

Twat

A person who puts the exact definition on Urban Dictionary.

"Wigga is such a twat. He put "The female genitalia" for the definition of twat."

by SwankyBanana June 6, 2018