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Professional Glazer

A person who (figuratively) cannot get someone's dick out their mouth. Example ESSAY from a professional glazer:

Faith is a very likeable, but shy girl. She can seem distant at times, but that's just her being shy. She's absolutely gorgeous although she is very self conscious. She never really puts herself out there. She always dresses cute, and will constantly smell like a yummy perfume. She's the girl that everyone has a crush on at least once because she has that classic charm that can attract anyone. When she opens up she is very witty, funny, and fun. She will always be there when you are down, and almost always knows exactly what to say to make you feel better. She's really great at flirting in a kind of funny and adorkable way that can attract anyone. She has that home kinda feel to her. Like the girl next door. Also is very smart and laid back. She always gets her homework done and will be open to letting anyone copy off her just because that's the kinda person she is.

by Coolerthanyouuuuuuuuuuu May 7, 2017
Coolerthanyouuuuuuuuuuuu, you fucking professional glazer, shame on you. Glazing = no pussy, none, zero, nada. Be better teacher's pet looking ass
by Churros_XD July 5, 2024
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Ghost-glow

The eerie, faint illumination that electronic devices emit in a dark room, often creating an unsettling ambiance. Example: "I couldn't sleep because of the ghost-glow from my laptop charging in the corner."

To emit a soft, eerie light similar to the glow of electronic devices in the dark. Example: "The old TV ghost-glows even when it's off."
Look at that Ghost-glow, Yeah That light is Very eerie
by Dr. Bill Trench July 7, 2024
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Phantom Glasses Syndrome

Phantom glasses syndrome is a condition where a person experiences the sensation of still wearing glasses even after removing them.
Bruvva i can still feel my glasses but i aint even wearing them?!?!

You've got Phantom Glasses Syndrome mate.
by Darksal July 10, 2024
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Riz Glizzy

Things were getting hot and heavy, then he pulled out his riz glizzy.
by Scrotumicus October 6, 2024
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G Glizzy day

G Glizzy day
It’s G Glizzy day if you know you know and if you don’t then you’re weird
Every year on the 8th of October
“What day is it today?”
8th of October why?”
“ITS G GLIZZY DAY!”
by gargle fargle October 8, 2024
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Get glossed

i.e. “ah man I forgot my homework I’m so glossed” OR “bro this guy sucks at this game fr get glossed”
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