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A fucking retard

"See, he's saying words... And you're just saying the opposite! So I can just do that too!"
Hym "I mean, he's a fucking retard. And no it is not my fault that you sat here for 5 years straight mocking me while an infection ate my brainz and ignoring every word that I said. What the fuck is wrong with you? You didn't even consider for a second that you would have to listen to what I was saying? It's just ridiculous!"
by Hym Iam July 8, 2025
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AFK (different from the other common use, Away From Keyboard) stands for Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard. It is commonly used as an exclamation of excitement, anger, sadness, or any other strong emotion. The term was coined in the wake of the 2000s by a group of small time hackers and petty criminals from the suburbs of Detroit, the Killsmiths. They would leave the abbreviation or fill phrase on the homescreen of a website after committing a cyber attack against it. The A and K are often switched out for a number of other terms, including but not limited to:

Angels, Anti-Gravity Clocks, Amish settlers, Anguished sailors, Killsmith, Krispy Kreme, Kremlin, Keytar, or others.
“Yoo Travis! Ready for the game this Sunday?”
You know it! AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard) I’m so excited!”

“Travis, I want a divorce.”
“Sandra? What do you mean?”
“You are always off at your games, you never make time to hang out with me or our children anymore.”
“AFK! That’s a bummer.”
by TimeTickler July 15, 2023
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FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
by pee675894320573956678954895 March 28, 2022
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YEETUS THAT FUCKING FETUS

When you wanna add that tang like a big booty calli girl when you yeet something
did you see Alex Yeetus that fucking fetus the other day?
by Oofy Oofer January 28, 2019
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I FUCKING HATE NAZIS

When you FUCKING HATE nazis because fuck nazis, that's why
1: I FUCKING HATE NAZIS

2: same tbh
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Fuck it pappys

A term used to describe to someone that life doesn't matter anymore, you don't know who you are anymore, you could really give two shits about anyone or anything, and basically want to get shwasted in a way that breaks world records.
I was supposed to get married to my wife but "fuck it pappys"

I went to talk to the marine officer about joining and he started rambling about procedures and discipline, so I walked out whilst saying "fuck it pappys"
by Lcs finest August 18, 2014
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fuck cup

Someone puts their dick in a cup and fucks it
Sam: "What did you do at the party last night?"
Kevin: "We did a fuck cup."
by the cup fucker October 17, 2020
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