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Marine Fuck

While most Marines are genuine, this type goes on a PCS while his wife is pregnant and critically ill and in the ICU. He doesn't tell his subordinates about her condition bc that would lose his position to be a Marine Fuck.

He gets to his new duty station (San Diego in this case) and fucks every girl in his apartment building, his coworkers, and numerous bar whores. Covid happens and wife is unable to travel, making Marine Fuck feel mightier than tho. All the while convincing his wife, who works a full time job, raises their now 4 children, to stay behind bc he is focused on "making rank and going to school."

Wife finds out about husband's affairs after testing positive for STDS.

Marine Fuck tells all his whores he's a poor pitiful single Marine "raising kids". . . . Which are all lies to drop the panties and introduce them to a world of diseases. ✌️
I was married to a Marine Fuck for 12 years before I found out.
by CHEATINGUSMC April 30, 2023
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Tooth fuck

The action of tooth fucking, commonly referred to as a "tooth job" is the action of putting your dick in someone's mouth and making them bite down, therefore fucking their teeth.
Dude I just had the best tooth fuck of my life man!
by The Pofessor November 12, 2022
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Fuck Boy

A male who flirts with bitches but too afraid to actually get that puh so they beat around the bush.
(Power of fuck boy is all in the hair).
Aileen is always around a fuck boy because she knows they will never creampie her.
by Abby South bitches December 9, 2016
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Vietnam Fucking Shit

What Mark Wahlberg calls the fine specimens living in southeast Asia known as the Vietnamese. You can also call them VFS in short.
Person 1: Which asshat stole my bike!

Person 2: IT WAS THAT VIETNAM FUCKING SHIT!
by Masihiun June 1, 2024
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Fuck tart

Utilizing pie filling as lube with a generous topping of streusal for her pleasure.
As Thanksgiving approaches the prevalence of fuck tarts increases.
by W00kieec00mer April 5, 2022
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Fuck-Boy Feminist

A man who performs selective feminism in a self-aggrandising attempt at ingratiating himself with women and getting laid.
You are a Fuck-Boy Feminist. The most insidious form of misogynist.
by Gaby Birle January 25, 2024
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