"It's april 12!" - "Don't forget to babysit Tamás because he will do something dumb, it's International Butams day"
by birdbirdbird bird April 26, 2024
Get the International Butams day mug.National Playdate Gru Day Starts at May 5th, This is when we will blast our speakers with the playdate song by Melanie Martinez and dance like Gru in our neighbors/freinds.
by Jassy8310 April 27, 2024
Get the National Playdate Gru Day mug.Time to gather all proof you collected through the year to finally reveal to the group chat what they really doing buying cat ears at 5am
by Police Brutality April 27, 2024
Get the Expose a femboy day mug.On the 28th of April you have to send your boyfriend 3 videos of you playing with your pussy. They all have to be ATLEAST 30 seconds or they wont count and they have to be on the same day or else they double until you send them.
Hey can you send me a video of your pussy?
no
but its the 28th National pussy sending day
oh okay I forgot (sends)
no
but its the 28th National pussy sending day
oh okay I forgot (sends)
by laydim12 April 28, 2024
Get the National pussy sending day mug.occuring on april 30th every business should provide their dishwasher/s with a cookie in recognition of their hard work.
oh man its my favorite day
what day is it?
its give your dishwasher a cookie day
oh well here you go
what day is it?
its give your dishwasher a cookie day
oh well here you go
by xXSlambran9000Xx April 29, 2024
Get the give your dishwasher a cookie day mug.Something said by My 3 year old sister right before she saw me eating something, screamed and then poked my eye with a kool aid straw wrapper
"Tell the day, Sissy!: *sees food* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*pokes eye with straw wrapper and hits my computer*
*pokes eye with straw wrapper and hits my computer*
by lampyvista April 30, 2024
Get the Tell the day, Sissy! mug.Hey tomorrow is may 4th, did you know that you are supposed to grab your girlfriends ass on the fourth of may, or better known as “National Grab Ass Day”.
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