National Kick a Guy In The Nuts Day

July 22nd. Kick any guy in the nuts AS MANY TIMES IF THEY MEAN TO YOU

"Uh oh, it's July 22nd"

"COME HERE!, ITS NATIONAL KICK A GUY IN THE NUTS DAY"

by Omgwhyjustidkanymore July 13, 2024

National big back day

National big back day is October 27th !

Girl 1: "Did you hear about national big back day being October 27th?"

Girl 2: "Woah, that's my birthday. What the fuck?"

by Sandermybeloved July 14, 2024

Day

You light my heart on fire!!!
(In a good way)
This love with you…
Amazes me more everyday!!!

And I love it!!!
Only a few more days and staring I get to do❤️❤️❤️❤️

by a dream and 💔 July 16, 2024

National Femboy headpat day

On July 17th is National Femboy headpat day. The day where all femboy's get headpats for no reason. C'mon... Don't be shy... We all know you want to do it :3...

A: "Hey! Gimme headpats!"

B: "Wh-what, why?

A: "today is the "National Femboy headpat day"! I need headpats! :C

by Esdapox July 17, 2024

National Femboy headpat day

On July 17th is the National Femboy headpat day. On this day you are required to give every Femboy you see a headpat.

A: "Hey! Gimme headpats! It's National Femboy headpat day!

by Esdapox July 17, 2024

Gold day

When your happy and want to say sigma balls

When I saw my freind I screamed gold day!

by Realurbanman July 17, 2024

Fuck a sub ass bratty little shit day

On July 24th it is customary to bed a sub ass bratty little shit. This means dicking down a submissive and intentionally annoying individual who uses teasing to irritate you but is not dominant to any degree.

Individual:*reading calendar* "it's july 24th, must be fuck a sub ass bratty little shit day!"
Sub Ass Bratty Little Shit: "isn't that every day~?"
Individual: "Fuck you"

by kirbonthecob1 July 19, 2024