jointed up

Originally a Los Santos slang word, meaning you are the shit or someone is the shit.

Drakeo: I been joint up nigga dead homies!
Frostydasnowmann: imma joint so dont bring me around no lames if they ain’t jointed up like myself.

Random: he really thought he was jointed up tho he just got an ego

by ThisDick_ June 13, 2024

4 fingers up

ur madly obsessed with your bf

She posted a pic with 4 fingers up. She must really love her bf

by akakshsjabs August 10, 2022

Bite-up

To blush or feel overjoyed while receiving praise or a positive reaction from someone

I feel bite-up when my mom said I had nice hair

Or

Emmanuel felt bite-up after the girl laughed at his joke

by th3Druπk¢h3m1st March 14, 2023

shutting up

it's when you stay quiet.

like those fucking urban dictionary editors should who add in their random ass prom date name and label it as the "coolest person ever"

*Jake, typing in a Urban Dictionary definition about his gf*
Connor: dude what the fuck? what the fuck does this change? you just fantasize about someone online. keep it in your fucking head, nobody cares about your fucking prom date. you should start shutting up, not just shutting up, shutting the fuck up

by nostalgia guy November 28, 2023

Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass

you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.

Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.

by lovepenguinsandlife February 22, 2019

Run up the bag

Significantly grow your financial position. Similar to “let’s get this bread”

“Hey want to go into business together?”
“Hell yeah, let’s run up the bag”

by Eldris November 13, 2023

straight up thirty

Precisely 30 minutes after the hour.

"Hey, don't forget to pick me up at straight up thirty."

by beeman1965 June 18, 2012