JIZZY GLIZZY

A no no dirty position that is only for the iron willed, where you lay down and ur female partner gets a toothpick and sticks it in the Métis and sits on it leading to a very painful experience that pays back in a very pleasing manner usually used in the back of a BJ’s family restroom (also called the Bhutanese dragon chimney if you are in Asia)

My girl gave me the best JIZZY GLIZZY in my life and now I have 18 african kids (I’m white)

by Wkdmsm February 23, 2024

Klaudia Glaz

Beautiful Polish model and pilates expert born on rare day of 29 February 1996 since she’s such a rare gem.

So hot.

She deserves all the chances she gets in this world, she's an angel. Sexy and beautiful personality.

Have yourself a Klaudia, have yourself the world.

Klaudia Glaz can do anything she wants with me. It doesn't matter. She's perfect.

by pigeonVSstatue March 2, 2024

Shay Gleeson

When you’re balls are 3.4x the size of your dick

I’ve got a real Shay Gleeson in my pants

by DarraghBruv March 4, 2024

Anal Glizzy Fart

ie. 'Butthole Queef'

When you get it up the ass too hard and a burst of hot sweaty ass gas comes out beyond your control and it smells like hotdogs.

"I had spaghetti and hotdogs for lunch, so if you fuck me too hard I'mma have an anal glizzy fart..."

by Dayal Krishnadas March 4, 2024

Love glove

A filled condom that is primarily used as a weapon for self-defense purposes

John- "Holy fuck he just hit that guy with a massive love glove"
Haden- "Yeah like wtf why was it so huge"

by ThatOneGuardianboi March 6, 2024

serial glazer

A serial glazer is a person who just cant seem to stop dickriding it don’t matter who or where they dickriding

Aye bro he get so many bitches im tryna get like him and his brother make hella money

This is dickriding at its finest the amount of glazing is crazy multiple glazings is the work of a serial glazer

by Twandillinger March 9, 2024

Eriks glasses

Eriks glasses is when a man named Mel puts all of his pubic hair into a womans vajayjay. The woman then continues to pee all of the pubic hair and pee into the mans mouth.

"Person 1: Hey why was the whole floor wet last night?"
"Person 2: I gave Mel Eriks glasses."
"Person 1: That's sick!!"

by ZittyXY March 12, 2024