Works at the post office

A term used to describe somebody who is clearly on drugs and/or schizophrenic

Person 1: Do you see that crazy old geezer on the street
Person 2: He definitely works at the post office

by Wadda 147 July 6, 2023

Vocational work

Vocational work refers to the kind of rubbish job with low pay where your employer can abuse you and take liberties. For example nurses, teachers etc.

Johnny wanted a pay rise, but his employer told Johnny that his job was vocational work and that he should accept that he should fuck off

by Fargo Fargo July 7, 2023

Time for work boss

What you text your friend to let them know either you are at work and suffering, or what you say to let them know it is indeed time for them to go to work

Johnny: Time for work boss
Bob: pain…..

by Amp020115 July 15, 2023

✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️

Again, is an amorphous abstraction that (effectively) means little more than "FAIL REPEATEDLY." It's a slogan for the successful...

Hym "And it stems from a sense of entitlement. They feel entitled to their success because they did ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️ (i.e. failed repeatedly before succeeding arbitrarily) and this FURTHER ENTITLES them to YOUR FAILURE. They want to see people fail to validate ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️ they did to succeeded (Regardless of the actual circumstances that resulted in their own success). ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️ they want you to do is 'Fail repeatedly. 'You didn't FAIL REPEATEDLY (Do✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️), therefore, your success is illegitimate. I may even be justified in sabotaging your to ensure that YOU DO FAIL just so no one gets to succeed without doing WHAT I DID (which is fail repeatedly).' That's what they mean when they say ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️"

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023

that's how the keyboard works

when your friend does something so stupid, you can respond with this simple phrase.

joe: yo bro i just broke my bedroom door
joe 2: i guess that's how the keyboard works

joe: bro i literally can't sleep at night stfu

by the blaster. August 16, 2023

My ABS Stopped Working

This is when you send it up a hill and not see a car pulling out and do a stoppie and crash into it, then you just have to meet me at maccas, this is known as doing a Dobz

I was riding my BMW S1000RR in Five Dock and my ABS stopped working

by DirtyDobz April 7, 2024

Working Jonesboro

A phrase used to explain to your boss, that after taking off the previous Thursday-Friday, you also need the following Wednesday-Sunday off because you may not have the skills necessary for the current job.

“Oh man…I need another week off to go start Working Jonesboro to gain a MA-1 A tier victory”

by Stephen McFolluo April 8, 2024