waffle

a waffle is literally a pancake with them abs after being sculpted by the waffle maker.

cool waffle there jerry

by nolifejim November 24, 2020

waffle squish

(verb) the process of using your foot to loosen deficated matter released in the shower while douching your colon in preparation for anal intercourse so that the expelled fecal matter can be washed away and go down the shower drain without clogging it.

Make sure you waffle squish your sh*t and clean my shower with soap instead of leaving me a surprise to clean after we hook up!

by re77815 December 5, 2020

waffle dick

a person who really fucking sucks

"I just saw Dan kick a puppy."

"Not surprised; I always thought he was kinda a waffle dick."

by Shrome July 9, 2023

Mac Waffle

A Mac Waffle is when you get so frustrated with your Apple laptop that you take a shit on your keyboard and close the laptop. Then, when opened again, you have a flattened turd with the impressions of small squares from the keyboard, giving it the likeness of a waffle.

Dude my MacBook is so frustrating. It won’t let me do anything that I have to do! I’m about to make a Mac Waffle!!

by jaytothegizzle March 31, 2021

chocolate waffle

put your penis in a waffle iron then pour chocolate on it

i gave jon a chocolate waffle because he fell assleep first

by joshssexslave September 30, 2022

blue waffle falafel

When a middle eastern person gets blue waffle, yummy

Person 1: whats that disease nadiya has?
Person 2: ahhh, blue waffle falafel

by wazirzakir July 12, 2016

Waffles

An absolute Mordhau chad. Uses a stylish War Axe to slay the masses. Consistently shits on any who dare appose his holy will. Can sense Beta Male energy, and destroys Libtards with straight facts. Fear the man who calls himself Waffles.

Holy fuck! Waffles is shitting on Seymour! Again!

by Waffles fanboy October 8, 2019