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Bumping the train

When you're having anal sex and the penis bumps into feces.
Last night Ms Parker had me bumping the train last night

Triple Love Train

This sexual needs a fridge. You start by having a refrigerator you then get a condom shit piss and cum in it but make sure it is only filled halfway freeze it for 43 hours. once it is ready you insert it into an anus until it softens up you then want to put your dick in the condom until you cum some more you then do doggy with the condom while explaining D4C Love Train and after all of this you get your girl or anybody else to massage your back
Eww your dick REEKS

Cuz I did a triple love train last night

Ohhh that makes sense

Triple Love Train

This sexual needs a fridge. You start by having a refrigerator you then get a condom shit piss and cum in it but make sure it is only filled halfway freeze it for 43 hours. once it is ready you insert it into an anus until it softens up you then want to put your dick in the condom until you cum some more you then do doggy with the condom while explaining D4C Love Train and after all of this you get your girl or anybody else to massage your back
Eww your dick REEKS

Cuz I did a triple love train last night

Ohhh that makes sense

One More Train Syndrome

The belief that the next train will be less crowded. It never is.
I waited for three trains because of One More Train Syndrome.

Amanda fain on the crazy train 

woman with genatal warts that crazy as hell
That Amanda fain on the crazy train done gave me something

Look at the caboose on that train 

Phrase for compleming a female's bottom
*Girl walks by*
"Damn Johnny, look at the caboose on that train!"