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Moon Gooning

Similar to gooning;

Requires the blessing from Eagle Eye of the Navajo tribe.

Often completed in groups.

Peyote is optional.
Moon Gooning requires the full moon.

Moon Gooning begins by blowing the head off of a wild buffalo. Next, one, usually the experienced moon-gooner, must begin gooning. This step is followed by the group continuing to goon whilst catching, skinning, and hanging up an elk. To complete the Moon Gooning ritual, the group must simultaneously ejaculate into to the carcass of the hanging elk.
Oh man, me and the boys are gonna go Moon Gooning this weekend. You should totally come, my dad's gonna be there!
by OsbourneLord November 19, 2023
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moon

adjective

a filler word/compliment to acknowledge someone is wlw/lesbian/queer
e.g. if you saw someone wearing a carabiner and wanted to know if they were queer

“omg i love your carabiner, you look so moon today.”
by the mooner November 21, 2024
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Moon gooning

A ritualistic ceremony, when a group of people cut the head off of a caribou and after drinking the blood begin to goon under the light of the full moon
Hey me and the guys are going moon gooning tonight, wanna join in?
by Zobo the clown January 15, 2024
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Moon Kissin

The act of kissin some dummy win bois at moon which is not gey!
I love kissin my dead bois at moon yo. Moon kissin is not gey
by Thenekinman October 3, 2018
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Moon-debt

When the debt seems small presently but is actually huge in the long-run.
Bro, I didn't know I was in a moon-debt until yesterday.
by thehungryshubham July 29, 2020
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full moon too

A big ass catches your eyesight
Well, there's a full moon outside and a full moon too. I see a giant ass.
by Random Words & Definitions November 4, 2022
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