Long

Who the fuck names their child this?

"Hey! have you seen Long?"
"No, I think he left earlier."

by friss June 28, 2023

Super long

The definition for someone’s exceedingly long toes, ginormous in proportions

“Wow look at those super long toes, bet she has to open the window to sleep so they’ve got somewhere to go”

by Friend of long toe irina February 23, 2023

long buzz

Long dick hair

I have a long buzz

by IHAVEALONGBUZZ February 23, 2023

Long ass dick

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Brian has a long ass dick.

by ​‍‍‍‍‍‍ February 27, 2023

Ogilvy on long copy

A reference to the classical Advertising text 'Ogilvy on Advertising', in which David Ogilvy describes the power of persuasion with a good long-copy ad.

So just putting it out there: in this 280 characters or less world, I'm still an "Ogilvy on Long Copy" kinda man.

by CompSciFutures February 28, 2023

Ka Long

Ka Long is made in thailand. He deserves the utmost respect and would let you play with his hair. He would take risks to meet his significant other's family just to take romantic photos. He shakes his head as you type in his definition. Ka long is a keeper, and measures his penis in angstrom. If you meet a ka long, don't approach him because his significant other will not stop until you die.

Ka Long is the best boyfriend you will ever find.

by Terrorblazer_ February 28, 2023

Long Live The King

Proclaims Life to the King.

Wanna-be-kings want the Throne. Their plan? Kill the King.

But that's not how you become King. The King is King because he is chosen by his people.

That's the part they don't get.

That's why Long Live The King.

These bastards are after the King. They want the Throne. Fuck them. Long Live The King.

by WhoGivesAShitAnymore March 2, 2023