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Dutch National Anthem

I’ve heard the Dutch National Anthem 20 times this year please make it stop please make it stop please make it stop please make it stop please make it stop ple
by Neihlon March 9, 2024
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dutch crock-pot

Similar to the dutch oven. When you bare ass fart into a hat, bowl, or other small hollow object and hold it over an unsuspecting victim's mouth and nose until they vomit or pass out
She escaped the dutch oven this morning so I had to get her back with a dutch crock-pot.
by Amazing A. 1991 January 14, 2015
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Dutch common sense

A misplaced arrogance that you can handle any crisis, just because you're good at building dikes.

Translates to "Hollandse nuchterheid."
"Good thing we Dutch have the Dutch common sense, or else we'd have to learn from other countries' experiences!"
by Morty297 October 14, 2020
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Double Dutch Dick

Double Dutch, but with Dicks.
Joe took those guys out for a game of double dutch dick.
by Shmavery October 13, 2019
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dutch Strudel

The act of receiving oral sex while eating a toaster strudel and depositing crumbs on to the givers back.
Sally gave me a Dutch Strudel last night. I crumbed all over her.
by Crumbed April 16, 2024
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Dutch

Something that is particularly thicc or large in size
guy 1: damn you see that peach in James and the Giant Peach?
guy 2: yeah dude that peach was dutch!
by carameldream October 21, 2019
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dutch crackers

Long ass nails on your thumb used for cracking open a dutch.
During a smoke session, Peter forgot his blade, so he used his dutch crackers to gut that bitch.
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