a real Connor

A guy who probably should have checked himself before he wrecked himself.

Little Jimmy came in a hot mess and was being a real connor, just pathetic.

by panquisha October 18, 2019

real violent bob

these words together make the one and only legend called violent bob, this man is actually niko vilhelm the #singersongwriter from blind channel

“awh fuck, real violent bob is back on twitter.” - Arthur

by viikinkivilhelm March 19, 2022

A Real Dumb bitch

A bitch who don’t know what the fuck the FBI is or thinks you can bleach your hair black

Alyssa be a real dumb bitch

by Hahbitchigotchu October 3, 2018

real bring

Something between "keeping it real" and "bring it!"

yo... don't fuck with him. He's real bring!

by Devaso House June 27, 2017

Synthetic Realness

When something looks and feels real enough to pass… but you know deep down it’s manufactured. Can apply to AI influencers, staged “candid” photos, or that brand new dive bar that spent millions to look old and grimy.

My office has a 'fun zone' with bean bags and foosball. It’s all synthetic realness to distract from the 12-hour workdays.

by GuyWhoWritesDefinitions September 2, 2025

Real life Cold Call

A fun game to play with your friends. The goal is to tap an unsuspecting person on the shoulder or pull on their bag. When they turn around, you say a generic cold call.

Person one: "hey bro. Watch this."

Person two: "Alright."

*Person two pulls on a bystanders bag*

Person three: "huh?"

Person one: "have you or a loved one been misdiagnosed with mesothelioma? If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation."

Person two: "classic. You just pulled a Real life cold call."

by Bigjuicytatas June 15, 2017

Real Shake Chilly

Used to describe a bold, funny person with an incredible personality. Usually with the real slim shady playing in the background.

Dude have u met the real shake chilly?

by sneaky_pig41 June 2, 2023