taking the brownies out of the oven

a elaborate way to tell someone you're going to take a massive shit, the oven being your hot, stinky ass. see also taking the browns to the super bowl, dropping the kids off at the pool

Hours after raping the local chinese buffet, Blake's ass reminded him to take the brownies out of the oven.

by Cory Bovard December 8, 2004

Taking One for the Team

When you and your friends have just smoked a delious bowl and your glass piece is clogged with weed, making it impossible to take a monster rip and someone decides to make a stand and unclog the piece. They do so by sucking in as violently as possible sucking in any buds that may be clogging your inhaling mechanism. He then makes a face of disgust and opens his mouth and shows his tongue. His tongue is covered in ash. He has sacraficed himself in order for the smoking session to run faster and more effiecent.

-"Dude, whats going on, I barely got anything off that hit"
-"I was afraid of this."
-"Afraid of what?"
_"I must 'Take one for the team'"
-"You brave little soldier"

by Jake September 22, 2004

take it like a bitch

usually used when some one has been smokeing weed for a long time and goes to toke up with a couple of friends and starts coufing really bad. thusly, he;s taken it like a bitch

*spark*
*inhale deep*
*couf couf couff*
ahahahahha u take it like a bitch!

by Cj, the smot poker September 12, 2008

take a bite out of grime

To perform analingus.

RW: She wanted me to take a bite out of grime.
RS: What were her exact words?
RW: EAT MY ASS!

by ALotofAlano May 21, 2008

Trash taking itself out

Sometimes, a really shit human being will do the public service of identifying themselves and voluntarily removing themselves from the situation. This is the trash taking itself out.

After Buffalo police knocked down and left a 77 year old protester bleeding in the street, 2 of them were disciplined, and 57 of the Buffalo police resigned from the task force in protest. It's like the trash taking itself out.

by KaiusC June 8, 2020

I'll take my bread

When you make a purchase that you are happy about.
The idea that doe turns into bread is the same as your money to a purchase.

"I'll take my Bread!!" As you walk away a happy owner of a new car.

by naima April 6, 2015

Take you to church

When you wear a priest robe and fuck someone in the ass while their on their knees asking God to forgive them for their sins

I'm gonna take you to church tonight .

by MrMagicFingersz July 9, 2016