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Road Jerky

A highway that gets a lot of salt put on it in the winter.
The county plow trucks are out spreading salt and making road jerky.
by The Plowman November 29, 2012
mugGet the Road Jerkymug.

Road punk

A road punk is the person who drives around like a jackass who:
1)Revs his engine for attention or 2) Purposely drives slow in a raised pickup truck with loud exhaust and when you try to pass will speed up in an attempt to cause anger and rage or cause you to crash.

The Road Punk will usually be wearing some sort of tank top, wife-beater, or no shirt at all because he thinks he is making a statement that he's a big man and a "tough guy" and owns a false muscle car. (Piece of shit)

This asshole is so concerned about being seen that he tends to weave in and out of traffic making a public spectacle of his stupidity.
by Bailmaninmo July 18, 2025
mugGet the Road punkmug.

road blocks

it's not Roblox it's road blocks
by toca_tamara_real June 9, 2024
mugGet the road blocksmug.

Cocky Road

When a man ejaculates in a woman's mouth for her to then spit the ejaculate onto the mans penis and then consume it once more.
You like ice cream? Tryna taste this cocky road?
by King Cuck August 7, 2022
mugGet the Cocky Roadmug.

One for the road

1) One last drink before you head home.

2) To go to the toilet before you leave for a long journey.

3) One last kiss, hug, handshake etc before you leave yor family, friends, colleagues etc.
2 friends in the pub.
Friend 1: "would you like another drink mate?"
Friend 2: 'I shouldn't really, its getting late"

Friend 1 "Ahrr go on mate, have one for the road".
by Britney Sparkles July 30, 2025
mugGet the One for the roadmug.

Rough Road

Is a sexual position where a man sits down with his boner at the 12 o'clock position. The female he has selected for the night sits down in his lap. They now both bounce up and down together, the rough road is when the bounce becomes out of sync and causes the participants to bang into each other.
Bitch was fucking me good last night till we hit the rough road.
by Pardytyme March 16, 2025
mugGet the Rough Roadmug.

road tube

by Dirttrike November 19, 2015
mugGet the road tubemug.

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