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Road punk

A road punk is the person who drives around like a jackass who:
1)Revs his engine for attention or 2) Purposely drives slow in a raised pickup truck with loud exhaust and when you try to pass will speed up in an attempt to cause anger and rage or cause you to crash.

The Road Punk will usually be wearing some sort of tank top, wife-beater, or no shirt at all because he thinks he is making a statement that he's a big man and a "tough guy" and owns a false muscle car. (Piece of shit)

This asshole is so concerned about being seen that he tends to weave in and out of traffic making a public spectacle of his stupidity.
by Bailmaninmo July 18, 2025
mugGet the Road punkmug.

Building escape road

"Man you are totaly building escape road, need a hand?" - in real life, towards some really tired man.

"Ha, dude, nice escape road u are building here, how many times u died under water to construct that?" - in game, when u see another player building sth in dangerous zone
by Baadco June 22, 2014
mugGet the Building escape roadmug.

Texas Road Mouse

Common to urban areas of Texas, it is defined as a young, shy prostitute.
1: Did you see that Texas Road Mouse?
2: Yeah, tried to hire her once, but she was so shy I had to ask for a refund
by Hjabajbabhaba April 19, 2018
mugGet the Texas Road Mousemug.

road rules

Just stay out of my fucking way.
The Humungous of the Wasteland should have followed the road rules while chasing Mad Max.
by jam July 9, 2003
mugGet the road rulesmug.

Road Dog

(Early 90s Slang) A young woman who is promiscuous, usually of Hispanic or Latino decent, from the ghetto, or an impoverished urban area. These women are usually loud, abnoxious, and trashy and can often be found with their six inch bangs hair sprayed straight up, vertically, from the forehead.

Synonym: Hood Rat
Those girls dropped off heir panties quick, they’re a couple of road dogs.
by Valerie_1234 July 20, 2024
mugGet the Road Dogmug.

Road Jerky

A highway that gets a lot of salt put on it in the winter.
The county plow trucks are out spreading salt and making road jerky.
by The Plowman November 29, 2012
mugGet the Road Jerkymug.

Road Dog

A sports team, playing away from its home stadium, that is the underdog.
I like the Suns as a road dog pick tonight against Dallas.
The Mariners are intriguing as road dogs; they own a 12-5 record away from home this season.
by PIX30811 May 17, 2020
mugGet the Road Dogmug.

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