Tom

the guy with the biggest balls on earth, he will make you cum in 4 nanoseconds

"ahhh i came" said the girl
Tom did that

by bigppman256789 July 11, 2020

Tom Fuckery

Acting like a Tom Fuck

Doing something with no fucks given

Just a mess

Expect the unexpected

Time for a Tom Fuckery night

Man that was Tom Fuckery game last night

by yxetomfuckery September 26, 2020

Tom Galligan

Easily the most incredible human being on earth. Synonymous with:

Incredible Victory

A master of the bedroom

Saviour of mankind

Infinite source of wisdom

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When you meet a Tom Galligan, supernatural forces will cause you to bow down from the power of his very existence.

Tom Galligan is also infinitely knowledgeable and is often mistaken for a scaled up version of God.

When accompanied with a Nick of any kind, Tom Galligans truly become the most wonderful person on earth.

Girl: Hey, why can't you walk?

Girl 2: I went home with Tom Galligan last night.

Girl : Ohh.

by Wonderofmankind August 22, 2011

Tom Oldfield

Tom has a massive cock and is insane at life

Look it’s Tom Oldfield!!! He’s my idol

by calebsmom13312 January 12, 2022

tom

hottest man alive he has infinite friends no one messes with him or he bets u up and he the best at footy ever

tom kicks a goal

tom: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

by joely955 May 17, 2021

Tom

A manager for Team Elevate. Much better than Boldi

Tom is just so much better than Boldi

by Manager Boldi November 19, 2020

Tom Schmitzing

A person who is getting high to the extent that their brain function reverses is, per definition, "Tom Schmitzing" himself/herself out of it. The person starts to talk in hieroglyphic gibberish or something that sounds like an animal noise, until they throw their hands up and fall into the next cushioned location. While the person seems fine at first, their greasy eyes and their mindless talking speak a different language. Be cautious of friends who are Tom Schmitzing in your smokers crew, you might end up losing your grams on these maniacs.

Also called "Tomming all over the place", which more commonly refers to puking after hitting a blunt, or "Schmitzing to the limit", this action is prominent among less stable individuals.

This is not to be confused with to pull a Tom Schmitz, which is a more prominent slang term in Central Europe.

"Bro what the hell you smoked our whole ounce while I took a piss?!"

"muwhaaaa hehehe"

"Come on man thats not fair! Seriously, you can't be Tom Schmitzing me again"

"mhuuuuuuuwaaaaa og kush kusshhhhyyy"

ALTERNATIVE (EDIT)
"Wow man he tom schmitzed the fuck out of your stash bro!!!"
"what not again - this guy keeps tom schmitzing the fuck out of my stash every week :'("

"Yeah i mean look he left some trace"

*lays in the corner sleeping*

by tiffanyleckmisch June 8, 2018