Dutch Toilet

the act of firmly pressing your anus against your partner’s vaginal opening and farting into it.

“Oh my god, Angela!!!! Taylor totally gave me a Dutch Toilet last night, and now it smells like their hotdog farts when I queef”.

by saak'ma johnson January 25, 2025

Toilet Paper

The upmost highest respect

John: dude you’re toilet paper

Steve: Ah thanks dude

by Bananaphanana March 15, 2021

skibidi toilet

a very weird series of toilets with heads sticking out of them who fight people with security camera heads

skibidi toilet is so ohio

by shorelarkk December 22, 2023

Toilet Tamale

An oversized poop that you let out after it’s been steaming in your anal cavity since you left the local Mexican restaurant

“Regina, step on it, I gotta drop a toilet tamale from all those tacos I just ate.”

by Phat Paulie July 31, 2025

scibide toilet

A head popping out of a toilet

I opened the bathroom door and saw scibide toilet steering at me

by blurby April 20, 2024

GC toilet brush

When you pee on the poop stuck to the toilet bowl in order to clean it.

Mark’s manager at Guitar Center asked him to clean the men’s toilet using his GC toilet brush.

by El dude420 August 18, 2023

toilet-ridden

Someone who can’t stay off the toilet

Hey man, I was toilet-ridden from that delicious meal I ate with my dad last night💩

by cdeeznutz March 7, 2021