Kongo Nut

The testicle that dangles farther down than the other one. Generally this one is much larger, thicker, and juicier than the other puny nut.

My kongo nut just scraped the floor.
Man, I bet that guy's kongo nut is crazy.

by 007hippo September 25, 2009

pimp nuts

adj. Awesome, or really cool

My new mac is pimp nuts

by Jay Harp June 30, 2007

Tader Nuts

When you sit on a hot surface with no pants on and the bottom of your sack becomes burned and looks like tader tots

Jacob has tader nuts ever since he got drunk at the party and tried to crap on the BAR-B-QUE

by Reggie Sketches April 24, 2008

jingle nuts

one who does something so obnoxious, others are at a loss for words when trying to find some name to call him.

Stop being such a jingle nuts and just open the closet the right way rather than trying to head butt it open.

Justin you are a real jingle nuts.

by Wood May 13, 2005

Nut Wedgie

When ones underwear wedges in between testicle and leg, causing great discomfort.

"oh no, he must have a nut wedgie," said Chris looking at Dave in the corner pulling down awkwardly at his genital area.

by _Clum_ July 23, 2012

Poo nuts

When a persons testicles have caca on them. More predominant in babies buys.

Jeremy has major poo nuts, do you mind changing his diaper?

by Francois M October 16, 2008

Cougar Nuts

one who is ancient and sneaks about preying on much younger musicians.

Get that cougar nuts out of here!

Skeet: Where's cougar nuts?

Ron: She's giving our guitarist a Cleveland Steamer.

by Saggs the boobs August 24, 2009