straight road

A kinky sexual act. Usually used in a threatening tone.

"I'll straight road ya."

by UpstateCait December 24, 2017

Mississippi Road stop

Find a crippled woman at a rest stop bathroom taking a shit and give her a swirrley while hooking her asshole with the hooked end of her cane.

Mark gave Maria a "mississippi road stop" off hwy 95.

by Dirty Jimmm April 08, 2022

rather fuck a crack in the road

Doing a crack in the road

I would rather fuck a crack in the road than do that mate

by Murdey August 02, 2024

Road Soadies

Road Soadies are alcoholic beverages that are drank in a moving automobile.

This road trip is going to be a long one, lets get some Road Soadies and something to piss in!

by AP-NATION October 27, 2007

OG Road Dogs

The Road Dogs was a "group" before new management took over. The Road Dogs had an extremely large ego and will to play God, especially seeing as it was only one guy running it. The Road Dogs are lying, jackasses and dicks to other people just if they don't listen to what they want.

"I'll leak your personal info"

"Man you part of the OG Road Dogs or something?"

by TrustTheBulls May 10, 2020

The 9 Brachdy Road Cardiff

When you fancy your postman so much you just want to rip his socks and pants off and allow him to enter in to your humble abode from the backdoor.

Merty Bernister

Oh that postman is so hot I wish he would just do the 9 Brachdy Road Cardiff up my anus.
Merty bernister ached for his local delivery boy to deliver the 9 Brachdy Road Cardiff up his sausage swollow

by Merty_bernister_9brachdyroad September 16, 2019