road whack

Masturbation while driving an automobile.

Jimmy was bored and horny on that long, solo drive home from college, so he pulled out his dong and had a nice road whack.

by jds07030 April 15, 2017

Rough Road

Is a sexual position where a man sits down with his boner at the 12 o'clock position. The female he has selected for the night sits down in his lap. They now both bounce up and down together, the rough road is when the bounce becomes out of sync and causes the participants to bang into each other.

Bitch was fucking me good last night till we hit the rough road.

by Pardytyme March 16, 2025

Road

Something you drive on

I'm on a road.

by Karamazov15 September 21, 2016

long roaded

Used as a noun, adjective and verb. The essence of the word comes from being on the road for an extended amount of time and blaming every good, bad and exciting thing on the epic journey.

Dude… the reason the RV doesn’t work is because you forgot to put on the gas cap. You long roaded us.

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by Shino0369 January 27, 2023

Rocky Road

Earth shattering, Rough Anal sex. Usually between a gay couple

Blake: Man, I could go for some rocky road right now
Brogan: Yeah, you dirty slut?

by RockyRoad22 May 1, 2024

Old Town Road

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more (Kio, Kio)
I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin' on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off that porch, now
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Ridin' on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull ridin' and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I got the

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more

by 1234567890abcdefghij August 10, 2020

Road Head Thursday

Thursdays are for road head.

“Sorry boss I can’t come in today. It’s Road Head Thursday”.

by benandjerrychunkexcavator January 13, 2022